Cheesy Domper

A player, usually in Primary School soccer, where the offside rule doesn't apply, who stands as close to the goalline as possible and does either of two things :-

1. Get his foot onto a shot from a fellow teammate in order to claim the goal

or

2. Hangs around waiting for the ball to rebound off the post or be saved by the 'keeper in order to knock it in from 2 yards.

The most Cheesy of all Dompers is adept at doing both.

See also goal hanging

I wouldn't play with Nigel. He's a bit of a cheesy domper.

by professorrev July 30, 2009

Whiskey Doozer

Someone who slams whiskey, preferably Jameson or Red breast to the extent they can no longer formulate a sentence or even understand what is going on, but they do not black out.

Man that guy was whiskey doozer last night. I can believe he didn't black out after all the Jameson.

by mizzle24 August 17, 2010

Positive Doomer

A Doomer that knows everything is shit in the world and that everything will only get worse but chooses to continue to try and live in the positive and brighten others days' so they don't see the world the way the Doomer does; typically because of the mix of anti-depressants but knowledge of the coming end.

Greg: Man Dylan's shitposts' are pretty dark for a guy always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh at work
Tom: Yeah he's just a Positive Doomer I guess

by DoomGuy42069 January 28, 2020

Scoobert Doobert

Cole’s brother, Jace, naked in a bathtub

Do I have a Scoobert Doobert? Yes, everyone has one

by hamsterj29 January 31, 2022

Doomerang

One of those Girls/boys you meet and they seem normal and real nice. Then they turn out to be an absolute psycho, they won't delete you number when you ask them to, pretend the don't like you (when they obviously do) , when you turn them down they flip, and call you fucked up names, and text text text you till you can't ignore them. You have tried everything to get rid of them, saying you have a GF, being as polite as you can, even being an absolute cock to them, they wont leave you alone, they keep coming back like a boomerang, but its worse its a Goddam! Doomerang.

Boy1: Who's that keep sending you texts?
Boy2: This girl from work i've told her im not interested at all but she still keeps on texting me man, its driving me mental
Boy1: Shit man that bitch is a Doomerang

Girl1: I met this boy and gave him my number, he seemed really nice but he turned out to be a bit weird
Girl2: OMG you better hope he aint a doomerang or your never get rid of him, shouldn't have gave him your number!

by Jevil Child June 19, 2011

dooger

Simply put, a doggie booger.

My dog sneezed, and a dooger hit me square in the face.

by SugarBunee April 16, 2015

doopee

Name of a Bear "animal", used as a pit name sometimes, and used for hug people other times, used to be a name of a Bear in some famous Zoo's

He's so hug like a bear, he's a real doopee.

by doopee September 1, 2009