by Keepurheadup January 13, 2009

1) One who plays the skin flute or meat pipe.
2) One who takes great pleasure in playing with flesh bats.
2) One who takes great pleasure in playing with flesh bats.
Mouse: Hey Sal, your hair smells good...
Sal: Hey! Back off dong fiddler!
Mouse: I just wanted to be close to you! By the way, You look great in uniform...
Sal: Hey! Back off dong fiddler!
Mouse: I just wanted to be close to you! By the way, You look great in uniform...
by Sal-Da-Longshanks November 21, 2010

Excrement that comes out of one's behind. Made Naturally from humans and animals. Doesn't smell pleasant. Also reffered as male genitle organ, penis. Similar to Shit.
by USuCK2526@aol.com January 14, 2009

A sex act inspired by the documentary King of Kong.
Here's how it works...
You start banging a chick.
Just when she's about to get off, you have a friend bust into the room and announce "there's a potential Donkey Kong kill screen coming up if anyone's interested."
Then you pull out and leave the room acting all excited.
Here's how it works...
You start banging a chick.
Just when she's about to get off, you have a friend bust into the room and announce "there's a potential Donkey Kong kill screen coming up if anyone's interested."
Then you pull out and leave the room acting all excited.
I pulled the "King of Dong" move on my girlfriend last night and now she's all pissed off at me. I guess she hasn't seen the movie or something.
by Clifford Ball May 13, 2011

I’m meet this girl named Susan, and the only thing I wanted from her was unlimited access to her Dong Dorm
by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019

one who likes to makes dicks disappear. a magician of sorts who makes penises vanish in strange places like his mouth or butt.
"like.... holy crap, justin timerlake is so hot. i could totally go Dong Hider on him."
"yeah, too bad Gay Tee only sleeps with straight dudes."
"yeah, too bad Gay Tee only sleeps with straight dudes."
by stu in the zoo February 11, 2008

by Hal Jackson July 7, 2009
