Doinked

When you're just about to start "jorking it" and get rudely interrupted.

"I had the perfect time, but I got doinked by my parents coming home!"

by SpookyDoge12 June 16, 2025

Shboink-a-doink

Penis

I slammed his mom with my shboink-a-doink

by HeyJake! June 30, 2025

dink doink

My favorite (crypto) coin

"Dink Doink, you're my favorite coin"

by Mewples June 15, 2024

Shloinkle Doink

A very fun person to be around.

My friend is a shloinkle doink

by AA1244568 July 29, 2024

Yoinking My Doink

"Yoinking My Doink" is the phrase used to imply yanking on one's dick. Can be used interchangeably with "Yoinking My Boink".

Person A: Hey! How's it going?

Person B: Pretty great, you know, I won the lottery!

Person A: No way man, you've gotta be yoinking my doink.

by [\/] April 26, 2025

Doink a joint

Smoking a joint

I had a hard day so I need to doink a joint

by Brewsa78 June 30, 2023

doink

a very silly noise or person

“Hey, Riley!“

“Hey Doinking Doinker McDoinkerson Doink Doodle!“

by Babacehese July 11, 2023