Once caught, you will slowly start turning feminine, and eventually turn into either a women, or a femboy. You can easily catch this disease by joining the Roblox community: "Extreme War Experience". The disease is uncurable.
"Ah shit I caught the EWE disease, why am i turning so feminine? What is happening to my voice and body hair!?"
by YourLocalNewsReporter101 September 10, 2022
Get the EWE Disease mug.M-EZ Disease (pronounced em-ease): A very common but highly under diagnosed disease which affects people of all genders, ethnicities, and socioeconomic backgrounds. It is an non-infectious non-heritable disease.
M-EZ disease is a psychological illness that causes the inability to return feelings of like/love/interest once these feelings are shown to them by a crush/love interest/date. Sufferers of M-EZ may become smitten with a special someone and pursue them however once the feelings are reciprocated the original feeling felt by the diseased are no longer present. Alternatively, if a sufferer of M-EZ is being pursued they cannot return this interest until the pursuer has moved on or become unavailible. At this point they may gain interest but even if shown again by the original pursuer the interest is then lost. M-EZ sufferers are often judged and blamed as being "only in it for the chase", however they are unable to control themselves and often feel remorse for their lack of feelings. M-EZ disease can be present in severe forms or more mild cases (Acute M-EZ Disease).
The only cure for M-EZ disease is the right person.
M-EZ disease is a psychological illness that causes the inability to return feelings of like/love/interest once these feelings are shown to them by a crush/love interest/date. Sufferers of M-EZ may become smitten with a special someone and pursue them however once the feelings are reciprocated the original feeling felt by the diseased are no longer present. Alternatively, if a sufferer of M-EZ is being pursued they cannot return this interest until the pursuer has moved on or become unavailible. At this point they may gain interest but even if shown again by the original pursuer the interest is then lost. M-EZ sufferers are often judged and blamed as being "only in it for the chase", however they are unable to control themselves and often feel remorse for their lack of feelings. M-EZ disease can be present in severe forms or more mild cases (Acute M-EZ Disease).
The only cure for M-EZ disease is the right person.
Me: OMG! I've liked this guy for so long, but today when he asked me out I realized I have no feelings for him.
Friend: You should get your head checked out. That sounds like a total case of M-EZ Disease!
Me: I feel bad, I totally led him on.
Friend: You can't help it, you're sick.
Friend: You should get your head checked out. That sounds like a total case of M-EZ Disease!
Me: I feel bad, I totally led him on.
Friend: You can't help it, you're sick.
by g-unit12345678 March 7, 2009
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A pyscological condition that is brought about by illogical thoughts of being Lowreyed and a Fear of Missing Out(FOMO). Typically exhibited by persistent texts and phone calls to inquire about other person's whereabouts and happenings.
I think everyone just went out to eat without me. I must be suffering from a mad case of Hunt's Disease.
by thirdengine June 19, 2011
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1. the people whos lifes have been saved from an accident by another with visions of the future, although still living, will in the near future meet death through an even crazier accident then the original accident that should have killed you
1. the people whos lifes have been saved from an accident by another with visions of the future, although still living, will in the near future meet death through an even crazier accident then the original accident that should have killed you
"It doesn't matter if they are still alive, they will die soon cause that have final destination disease."
"The people saved have all contracted final destination disease. Now its just a matter of time."
"The people saved have all contracted final destination disease. Now its just a matter of time."
by scotviking August 12, 2011
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Old man short dick disease can generally be identified by his balding head, prestigious car such as a Lamborghini, Ferrari or Maserati and is at most times accompanied by a perky blonde in her 20s.
Yet don't be fooled this is the full extent of this mans alluring qualities.
Old man short dick disease can generally be identified by his balding head, prestigious car such as a Lamborghini, Ferrari or Maserati and is at most times accompanied by a perky blonde in her 20s.
Yet don't be fooled this is the full extent of this mans alluring qualities.
When you drive past that Lamborghini and see an 58 year old man, generally unatractive and balding. Promo girl in the passanger seat with a great boob Job - you can now think to yourself
'old man short dick disease'
'old man short dick disease'
by GeekSheek June 26, 2012
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I haven't seen Bill around for months - he's been chasing that girl he met. Look's like a bad case of Vothm's disease..
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