Burger Disease

The 'Burger Disease" is a very bad thing that occurs when you get a phat hickey from some kind of burger, It slowly turns your bones into floppy burger patties

Jiah - "What's that on your neck:
Toby - "It's a Hickey"
Jiah - "Don't tell me a burger gave it to you"
Toby - "Yeah, why...?"
Jiah - "Your going to get the 'Burger Disease'"

by alkssmma,lwwoak June 5, 2019

Virgin Disease

Being so much of a virgin, you contract virgin disease. This makes even others susceptible to becoming a virgin just by being near you.

It is said to have stemmed from the biggest virgin of them all, an Indian named Reece who likes to play S.T.A.L.K.E.R and Rising Storm 2: Vietnam

Philip: Man, you're such non-virgin Ethan!
Ethan: Thanks Genius Phil- What's that. Oh shit, that Indian man Reece. He has Virgin Disease. We better get out of here before we get Virgin Disease!

by ChadEthan May 12, 2021

Rogersons Disease

The chafing of the nipples; Caused by running with a cotton shirt.

Rogersons Disease can bleed, and it will.

by xXquickscopenoscopeprolegitXx December 2, 2010

Lozrocks disease

(n.)- A disease causing the inability to understand, enjoy, or view GOOD music positively

Person 1: "Pierce the Veil, Sleeping with Sirens, and Black Veil Brides sucks."

Person 2: "Are you being serious? You must have Lozrocks disease."

by FIRrocks and Laurenn_Elainee December 6, 2012

Drafter’s Disease

Fictional disease for when you get burned out from drafting too much and you don’t want to draft anymore. For some it can be cured, but for others it is permanent and they need to leave CAD Drafting.

1:Can you draft this part for me?
1:Damn, I can’t. I think I’m getting a case of Drafter’s Disease

by maxxica January 24, 2022

Crotchkins disease

When someone frequently spills food in their lap. Common enough that you shouldn't hesitate to ridicule the afflicted.

<after spilling a plate of spaghetti on oneself> That's the third time this week! I'm having a crotchkins disease flare-up.

by Mehrune March 13, 2009

Emma disease

A condition in where the patient is extremely cute and sweet. In some cases, they might deny these accusations, but that is just a symptom. They also tend to be a fashion statement.

Wow! She's cute and sweet! I think she has Emma disease.

by She's great:) May 13, 2021