dirt piñata

When you're hitting your girl from behind, and pull it out and to knock on her back door. You tap it few times to say, "let me in!", and as she relaxes her sphincter to welcome you home, she splatters you with a shart.
I went to stuff it in steph's ass last night but instead I got the dirt piñata.
by Tokay444 September 17, 2015
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Dirt Dessert

Eatin’ that booty. When you take both hands, move things left and right and go right down the middle. Like taking that 7 iron and going right down the middle of the fairway.
Chelsey: Damn Zach, Dinner was wonderful. How about a little dirt dessert?

Zach: Damn girl, I appreciate the offer but I’ve got a dentist appointment in the morning.
by Sunday Morning May 27, 2019
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eat dirt

when being verbally attacked you say eat dirt to offend the other person. once you say those two magical words people will back down cause they know you mean business.
jessica: wow you're an idiot.
maggie: eat dirt!
by yung rel January 18, 2008
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The Dirt Penguin

A sexual move where either party defecates upon the other party's chest or stomach, then, with a running start, slides across that person's torso as a penguin would over ice.
I heard she got the dirt penguin last night. Her tits and face were covered in shit.
by Rub Rocket February 04, 2010
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Gay Dirt

(Noun, Singular) 1. An Attractive, usually heterosexual but rarely homosexual, young male whom is paid by the police to trap homosexuals. They most usually have a fuck you with a smile mentality and are Christian Fundamentalists whom are closely associated with John Walsh. 2. Any undercover agent of the police used for this purpose and intent.
1. Are you happy to see me, or are you just Gay Dirt?
by Buttfuckme June 04, 2017
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dirt bike

motorbike used offroad. all y'all pimps and city boyz wouldn't know what im talkin about.
I flipped my dirt bike yesterday.
by lilredneck March 28, 2005
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Booty Dirt

The dirty, brown, non-fecal, scuff marks that are left on your freshly cleaned toilet seat after someone who has a dirty sweaty ass sits on your toilet, and squirms. This phenomenon is usually cured when the nasty culprit washes their dirty ass.
Jaslene yells to Cherise, "Girl is this shit on your toilet seat?" Cherise replies, "Naw girl its prolly,"booty dirt." "My brother don't know how to wash his nasty ass!"
by RICO1976 April 24, 2009
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