disingenuous dense motherfucker

someone that can not tie their shoes

matto: you disingenuous dense motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

by cheerful ox July 29, 2021

Disingenuous

FlightReacts

Flight is Disingenuous

by subscribetoeddogameer August 1, 2020

Dining Room

A room in which the twentieth century family sits down to have a nice meal together, usually dinner or supper for you southerners. Commonly, now adays, the dining room consists of computers, toys, boxes, last years christmas fruit cake and maybe even a book case.

"Will you turn the light on in the dining room so we can eat"

"Get your ass in the dining room and get me a book!"

by DanceHelena138 February 24, 2009

diving into the red sea

to perform cunnilinctus on a menstruating woman.

Bernadette was very happy: her new boyfriend had promised to go diving into the red sea once Eastenders had finished.

by Dunky Oggins November 15, 2003

Disingenuous

Insincere, not straight-forward

by Jason December 26, 2002

Domingo

Means Sunday in Spanish

Person 1: Yo what's today?

Person 2: Man todays Sunday AKA Domingo in Spanish.

Person 1: Damn I gotta work tomorrow

by bye hoe August 25, 2008

Pearl Diving

Old school term that still applies to today. It is the act of ejaculating while the penis is completely under water. This can be in the tub or especially in a swimming pool or larger body of water. Basically one cums under the water and the semen beads off and suspends itself under the water, slowly floating to the surface. For those familiar with the practice and have developed the fetish, they usually go after the suspended semen and try to eat the ejaculate. This does take some skill, patience, and appeal so that is why the action has been called pearl diving

I asked him if he has ever been PEARL DIVING before and he said no. So with that I let my massive load escape under the calm waters of our spa. I then motioned him to get in and told him "happy hunting".

by sonnyboa May 9, 2010