diaper lover

People like me whom love te smell and feel of dipers.Hmmmm.

"I stole youby brother's diaper!"

"Your such a diper lover."

by John Perky May 13, 2005

diapernaut

An astronaut who wears a diaper en route to kill a romantic rival.

Did that suborbital diapernaut launch from Houston?

by TrE33333333 March 17, 2011

Drunk Diaper

When one inserts an alcohol drenched tampon into their anus or vaginal cavity in order to induce prompt intoxication.

Bro, I am rolling 3 drunk diapers deep right now. Yeah bro...

by Tichael Mapp January 7, 2011

Diaper Pale

1. adj. The color of a squeamish or uninitiated individual's face when he/she encounters the more objectionable contents that can sometimes be found in diapers.

I thought it was okay to change little Johnny's diaper in front of the other guests, but when Bob saw all that green baby poop his face went diaper pale and he left the room. Anyway, he'll learn to get over it if he and Jane ever decide to have a kid of their own.

by drolmaeye July 9, 2010

Creamcheese Diaper

The action in which person A pulls down person B's pants and underwear and proceeds to jizz all over their genitals. Right after the jizz has ended, person A pulls person B's pants back up; thus giving person B a 'creamcheese diaper'.

Arab: "Yo man! I heard you got creamcheese diapered!"

Soulja Boy: "Yeah, I got some bitch pregnant on accident..."

by SoloHeart March 16, 2009

Meat Diaper

That absorbent sheet they put under grocery store meats (like ground beef and pork chops) to absorb raw meat juices in the package.

You must carefully separate your steaks from the meat diaper before marinating.

by Inventor's Daughter August 9, 2010

diaper change

The act of giving a rim job.

We went into the bathroom at Mcdonalds, and this girl gave me a diaper change.

by clkrum March 16, 2009