ctrl+alt+del

A heavily over-rated webcomic. It used to be quite funny, but it lost it, it is now plagued by long winded story arcs, overexplained jokes and overly repetetive Copy-Pasted art. The comic however still seems the most popular on the web, most probably due to the relentless fanboys who foam at the mouth when you have the slightest critisizm for the damn comic. The forums are run by those fanboys so you can expect the results.

ctrl+alt+del was funny at first, but I don't know why people still read it, it's boring :/

by Gewdahs January 16, 2008

Del Boy

Small fat penis, that barely changes on becoming aroused.

"Smithy had a sweaty del boy after all that but it still seemed to do the trick"

by cwish March 25, 2008

ctrl alt del

Often referred to as the Three Fingered Salute used on all windows systems. Originally designed for developers as a kind of Easter Egg to reboot the machine quickly whenever it hung up during development.

Quoted from the original designer:

Somewhat of a cultural icon.. (And even a web comic)

Made famous by Bill Gates' crappy software.

"Press Ctrl Alt Del."

by TerabyteUK February 14, 2006

Puñeta del Muerte

(pooh-nyeh-tah del mhwair-tey)
(spanish)
Eng. Trans. - The Jack-Off of Death: The act of, between-the-legs, masturbation performed on a bridge railing or high precipice, with one's pants pulled to the knees, while hoping down the railing on one foot.

Pinche Jim just hoped up onto the railing and busted out the Puñeta del Muerte*!

* must be capitalized due to it's god-like stature in the world of masturbation

by Collinseent April 1, 2009

maria del pilar

a weird cute girl i knew who was super creative and colorful.
she was the most weird strange girl ever. but was also very tom boyish, but really super cute.

maria del pilar hated her name.

by eloriginalsimon May 13, 2011

Lana Del Rey

To "Lana Del Rey" means to become a sugar baby, do drugs with and dedicate your life to a man or woman much older than yourself. This can be used for both men and women.

"Look at this cute picture of Matthew Gubler!"
"I would Lana Del Rey for him, I swear."

by lucy-motherfucker April 10, 2020

Ctrl-Alt-Del

A shitty comic filled with pointless vidya game references and way too much dialogue. Most of the art is copy-pasted from previous strips. It would be a lot funnier if the writer/artist didn't explain the goddamn PUNCHLINE on the fourth panel.

To summarize Ctrl-Alt-Del bluntly: TOO MANY FUCKING WORDS.

by DocHammer March 14, 2009