"my defense of fahrenheit is that 69° is ideal weather in fahrenheit but dead people weather in celsius"-Sun Tzu, The Art of War

"my defense of fahrenheit is that 69° is ideal weather in fahrenheit but dead people weather in celsius"-Sun Tzu, The Art of War

"Hey dude check this out, "my defense of fahrenheit is that 69° is ideal weather in fahrenheit but dead people weather in celsius"-Sun Tzu, The Art of War"

by octopine December 7, 2020

Defenceless

It is an amazing song made bt the one ame only Louis "the Tommo" Tomlinson

Someone: hey how ye doin

Me: good. Now go away and stream defenceless

by This is my real name fuck you February 25, 2021

defenestrefecation

Taking your shit and flinging it out of the window, preferably on some asshole below

Dude that douchebag david was outside my window, so I used defenestrefecation to drive him away

by notarealenglishscholar September 14, 2015

Defenestration

The act of throwing or getting thrown out of a window

Adams favorite stress relief is defenestration

by Lordofthereees October 15, 2018

Defense Fart

When someone gets too close to you, so you fart in order to deter them from getting closer.

"Me: get away from me!"
"Friend: What's that fucking smell?"
"Me: Sorry, I defense farted."

by PastelN December 17, 2021

Zombie Defense

1) When one has become overly intoxicated and the Zombocalypse is in full swing, zombies will not know whether this person is food or a fellow flesh-eater.

Oh man, i just survived that first zombie wave. I just got really drunk. Its the best zombie defense.

by Vard-Face July 23, 2010

Moonwalk Defense

When you deny doing something wrong by admitting you committed the same wrongdoing only once at a different time or place.

Guy 1: I didn't wear black face in that picture because I only did it this one other time at a different party.
Guy 2: Yeah, great moonwalk defense.

by thenamesmurphy February 3, 2019