Mike Dean

One of the worst referees in the premier league. If arrogance and ego were one person, it would be Mike Dean. He makes decisions based on what will make people angry at him, as this fuels his ego and makes him feel fuzzy inside. Every time he makes a correct decision, VAR makes sure to remind him of his incredibly small penis and how disproportionate it is to his ego. He is balding from the fact that his hairline got so scared of his self inflated opinion of himself it ran away. This is the man that drinks water at the bar of a pub, just to get the bus home. The most unpleasant form of human being, rivalling Ted Bundy, and Hitler.

Person 1: “I met a guy on a blind date the other day”
Person 2: “did it go well?”
Person 1: “he was a Mike Dean”
Person 2: “oh my god I’m so sorry, let me get the nice ice cream babes”

by James Bronson February 13, 2022

Dean forester

He’s really hot but when he opens his mouth it’s just dirt

“I love you rory”-Dean forester

by Aydrienlovesyou February 16, 2022

dean winchester

is in love with castiel and would do the subtext with him

dean winchester did the subtext with castiel and samantha the moose walked in and went “so get this-“ and realised the subtext was happening and ran off

by stolebydeanmon July 28, 2019

Niall Dean

Niall dean is a sexy immortal communist who shreks peasants with his almighty gold like abilities. He is incredibly sexy most women go blind if they stare at him, but he still obeys the bro code and has a mansion the size of Germany.

Omg I'm blinded by Niall Dean's sexy body.

by Miata of wisdom May 8, 2022

Dean Blandino

-noun
A homeless man's penis, usually when exposed in public. Often used disparagingly.

Luke - Don't look over there by those columns! That homeless man just pulled out his Dean Blandino and he's jamming a needle in it!

Mike - Man that's the biggest Blandino I've seen this week, even with that 5 inches of bush.

by stopcalling October 12, 2022

doing a Dean

Verb.

The act of taking a shit and smoking a bowl at the same time. Reported to be twice as relaxing (taking a dump is a very relaxing experience) and smoking a bowl (which is super chill).

If you don't know how to chill, though, you get a swirly.

*Text message*

Mark: "hey bro you wanna hang at the party? I heard Stef and Amanda are gonna be there"

Jo: "Sounds good bro, just doing a Dean then gonna have a chat with the bathmat"

by Magnum Mayhem July 7, 2011

DickHead Dean

A DickHead Dean is a druggy who walks around asking male’s for their dick. He is a male homosexual.

Oh look, it’s a DickHead Dean.

by WillyWapper November 14, 2019