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sir david

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He is super cool and funny, he has a huge wee wee and will fuck your guts out in bed, you definitely don’t wanna miss out on someone like him.
Rachel- yeah i’m dating sir david!

Sarah- Wow lucky he has a big wee wee!!
by TeheHaha September 19, 2020
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(No relation to shiny uncle dale) man with an extreme bald patch. shaves off his eyebrows to achieve a more cylindrical look!
by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004
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Star of David

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When a chick lays on a Lazy Susan or some other kind of turn table and goes around in a cycle getting fucked by six dudes (usually Jewish dudes)
"I was getting a lot of kosher beef in the ol' Star of David last night. Boy howdy."
by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003
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Sparkly David

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When a man is having sex with a woman he conceals a handful of glitter in his hand. He then Finishes on her face in a lightning bolt pattern( like David Bowie's makeup) and throws the glitter in her face making the glitter stick to his jizz bolt.
I gave that girl from the bar last night the most splendid sparkly David.
by SmkenKC'sfinest February 4, 2015
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Sean David

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The best guy anybody could ever ask for. An overall amazing guy. Tall, skinny, brown hair,gorgeous brown eyes, funny, just perfect. Im The happiest girl I've ever been with him. Hes the type of guy every girl wants. He's the one who would stay up all night trying his hardest just to make everything better. Hes the boyfriend who would cuddle and buy you chocolate while you're on your period. Sean is the boyfriend who loves you in sweat pants, hair up, and no make up.
Sean David is just so perfect. He gives me the best memories and he's the best boyfriend I could ever ask for. Hes amazing.
by hahahahayourecool. November 18, 2013
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A pool cue used by a jew.
Sometimes confused with Star of David by people with no common sense.
Chris: Time to play pool
Andy: Get your Staff of David then.
by GaryE January 13, 2008
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star of david

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Some people use the term "star of david" to refer to a type of uzi usually used in drive-by-shootings because the gun is shaped like a star and it is made in Israel.
I was riding through the hood with a few of my blood homies and we blasted on some ckrabs with my brand new star of david that I had imported illegally.
by UrbanStreak November 16, 2006
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