hail damage

Cellulite on a person's body that looks like hail damage.

"Damn! She'd better file a claim for all of that hail damage!'

by State Farm Insurance June 21, 2005

damagement

Management who is clueless and breezes in, sprinkles their leadership onto the poor worker who are stuck trying to implement foolish or damaging ideas. Also management who lays off whole groups of workers, running the business into the ground, ala Circuit City.

Our programming department replied with a resounding "NO" when some clueless member of `damagement` tried to put a print button on the on-line manual.

by Government lackey November 18, 2010

dick damage

Dick Damage: to asses the collateral damage or mistake of having children. Risk Management.

I have to pay fucking child support!!! I did massive dick damage.

I need a Vasectomy to prevent dick damage.

by NasX December 1, 2009

emotional damage

a meme on tiktok originating from steven he.

dont know what this other guy is on about, this meme is pretty good.
"cringe tik tok kid" should be a good sign the definition is invalid.

anyway. its just steven he saying "emotional damage" in a very asian stereotype way.
i give it a 8/10 for memes of 2022. its not too bad.

emotional damage!!

by the cooler penguin27 January 14, 2022

Damage Inc

1. A Bad ass old school Metallica song.
2. The most bad ass gaming clan to walk the earth. Clan Members wear tag ={DMG}=. and continually poon noobs "gretzky style".also known as DMG Their home is dmgclan.com and consist of some of the greatest video gamers known. They are led by "the fearless leader" aka ashe. Other members include Hitlers assasin, Edward Penishands, FarmerBrown,Jacko, Carp, Vertigo, Kid36, Seabass, You so stupad, Houzebomb,Ironman, Lygar, Ice dawg, Rocky, Kcire, and GIRLSW/GUNS see Ciara Bella DMG DMG Clan

I got owned by Damage inc. or DMG pooned my ass. or Farmer brown throws nades Dmg style or my ass hurts from the dmg ownage

by girl April 26, 2005

Tim Damage

Taking as much unnecessary fall damage as possible in the shortest space of time

"I just took Tim Damage!"

by Hapfam June 25, 2018

Damage

Waking up after a long night of drinking and realizing that your phone is full of drunken calls or texts from the previous night.

(Wakes up, looks at phone first thing in the morning...)
"Damage."

by Ox Vox April 6, 2008