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Crystal

VERY FAKE PHONY IMMATURE GHETTO CHICK WHO LOVES DRAMA AND ALWAYS KEEP THINGS GOING, THIS CHICK IS VERY SNEAKY & SLICK... TALKS ABOUT EVERYONE SHE SURROUND HERSELF AROUND BECAUSE SHE'S SAD, JEALOUS, LONELY & MISERABLE.

A DELUSIONAL & IN DENIAL... CRAZY HOOKER!
CRYSTAL
by GREASEMONKEYCRYSTAL February 28, 2010
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Crystal

Crystal refers to a pedophile or stalker, This crystal is someone who continously watches a/ numerous people whilst sleeping and is a constint nuesence. And constentally tries to invite herself into peoples plans.
Person 1: I just had the worst dream.
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: Crystal was watching me sleep

Example 2:
Person 1: Hey who is that guy in the white van, who keeps staring at my little sister
Person 2: Stay away, its crystal
by Anonomous2 August 26, 2012
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Crystal

A girl that lives off welfare. She has many children by different men. More children equals more welfare. One of the most unintelligent and ugly woman you may know. She is uneducated and has a butter face. Sleeps with many men, he's a slut
Dude I slept with that crystal girl and she might be pregnant?

No worries buddy, you ain't her babys daddy that's what welfare is for.
by Brian8610 February 19, 2010
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crystal

Crystal METH Anphetomin - dangerouslly addictive street drug.
smoke "Crystal", Inhale "crystal"
by Not in denmark August 6, 2006
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Crystal

Two-Headed Spoiled Bitch
I hate Crystal. She had the iPhone 2981+ yesterday and she complains that it's silver instead of gold. And she also got mad that her case was black instead of a lighter black.
by Anonymousass1234567890 May 24, 2015
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Crystal

A blood-sucking and heartless female who is known for sleeping around. Typically a vehicle used by sexually-transmitted diseases to spread themselves amongst the human population.
Persons named "Crystal" are generally full of themselves and are disrespectful and controlling of their friends, families, and significant others, but are damn good in bed (best of the best)!
Person 1: Dude I slept with that Crystal girl last night!
Person 2: A Crystal??? Get yourself tested right now!

Wow, I just realized that Crystal has slept with every person in this room...

Look at that girl dancing with that mid-life crisis guy who has his hand down her pants! Five dollars says her name is Crystal...

Your wife's name is Crystal? Five dollars says she'll cheat on you within six months.
by Crabsters February 6, 2010
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crystal meth

Commonly used term in the later 1990's for "Crystal Methamphetamine", also known as "wordMeth/word", "Methamphetamine", "Pure", "P".

Occurs in crystals, measured by the point, which although theoretically is euqla to 1/10th of a metric gram, usually ends up being closer to 1/20th and you getting 0wned for teh drug money.

Commonly smoked with a glass pipe, and highly addictive. Note close relation to the wordmeth fiend/word, a crazed, agitated addict roaming around trying to get teh cash for teh crystal meth.
"Fuck dude, gimme some damn crystal meth!"
"I'm sorry, your son is addicted to crystal meth. He'll be in rehab for months."
by voiceinsideyou June 6, 2003
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