Custard

1. A snack that is best served with jelly from you school canteen.

1. Could i please get a cup of jelly with custard.

by PositveMr June 14, 2009

bird's custard

A thickish, yellowish discharge emitted from a ladies clunge when she is particularly receptive to sir's amorous advances. The favoured dish when dining at the Y

When eating hairy pie I do like a helping of bird's custard.

by zippy_uk January 3, 2007

Rhubarb custard

Two words that can be used when you have forgetten key points in a statement or question.

#1: What are you wearing?
#2: Ehh... It's me fuckin'... Rhubarb custard

#1: What did umm... Rhubarb custard say about me in class today?

by n-deezy February 14, 2009

blue veined custard chucker

a large hard veiny cock that chucks custard

Russll M: Hey Gav can i please taste your blue veined custard chucker?

Gav: Waaaahaaaaay!!!

by wallago September 26, 2009

Rhubarb and Custard

A form of pill popular in early 90s rave culture, where extacy was supplied in yellow and green capsules, named after a popular song at the time. see also Dennis the Menace

"Hey man, what you got"
"I got some Rhubarb and Custards, deck one of these and you will have eyes like dinner plates"

by Jules W December 17, 2008

horse custard

in typical terms its used to describe a man's fluid juice

1. you have horse custard all over your face again
2. i fucked that bitch last night and i poured horse custard all over her face
3. "whats for dinner?" " horse custard"

by Bad Habit April 23, 2006

Love Custard

A red hot rock band, based in Germany, but comprised of Welsh, Scottish, German, English and Isle of Mann musicians. They were formed in 2002, and can be checked out at www.lovecustard.com

Love Custard played a really great gig last night.

by Rick Whitehead June 11, 2004