croydon half

Drinking term to describe ordering two pints of beer and downing the first before the barman has completed pouring the second.

I was so thirsty, I had a Croydon half while I was getting that round.

by Reddbird November 7, 2015

crocy

Being in the mood to wear your crocs.

Man when I got up this morning I felt crocy so I had to wear my green crocs to work today

by Jumpmanjumpman September 9, 2016

Croyce

Most talented person ever. Croyce is shy but can be a little messy. But Croyce will always be that shy, funny,kind,anti-social person. Croyce's are the most quietest people but you not gonna know what big things there gonna do in life....

Did you know there are a lot of Croyce's in this world?

by Talented101 March 13, 2017

Croydon hot tub

Similar to a regular hot tub (guy shits in girl's pussy, and fucks the shit out), but the guy and girl are related

My cousin's pussy smelled like dead animals when I ate her out, so I gave her a croydon hot tub

I gave my sister a croydon hot tub, and now I got an infection in my pee hole

by Girth Dickson August 10, 2017

crockyyy

Crockyyy is the best pvper ever so if you Crockyyy some one you own them or rail them

Yo i just Crockyyy'd this guy

You should have seen when i Crockyyy'd him

by Crockyyy November 14, 2017

Croker Cock

A kind of male genitals that have grown on a woman that have grown so abnormally large the clitoris is now unrecognisable and deformed and everytime a croker cock ejaculates liquid tendies come out of the multiple dickholes in the croker cock and when threatned the crocker cock owner will yell sket very loudly

"Awh man i went to bang this chick and she had a massive Croker cock"

by Adbraham hitler July 20, 2018

croytic

(Noun/Adjective) Describes a very talentless/unskillful act or person.

Guy 1: That was a perfect pass!
Guy 2: Nah man that was a croytic pass.

OR
“You really played like a croytic today”

by sugondeseLEMONS September 30, 2018