Dirty Crawford

A dirty Crawford is when you first a girl in her arse and vagina at the same time and pull out her organs and eat them.

I pulled a dirty Crawford on josh’s mum last night, she taste so good

by Diggy77 April 18, 2020

Crawford

Crawfords, They make yummy biscuits.

Person 1 Man did you just dunk a Crawford?
Person 2 Yeh. It was a taste sensation!

by Bethany Raggett September 30, 2007

phil crawford

When you're mumbling to yourself and nobody's listening... and nobody cares... you've just pulled a phil crawford

phil crawford: "...so I'm considering calling the Suicide Hotline... you know what I mean?"

all: "What did you say? Come again?"

by PAJDPAJD2 October 18, 2008

mall crawl

A session, usually lasting at least an afternoon, sometimes stretching into a weekend, of compulsively going from one store to another, either to browse or to buy. Sometimes followed up by mass merchanditis and accompanied by a credit card overload or a bank account drain.

Adam: Are you going for anonther mall crawl?
Eve: Sure - yesterday was just the warm-up for today. Notice I hardly bought anything yesterday?

by Olddude March 11, 2009

Blanket Crawler

An insatiable cum-guzzling nympho who, not satisfied with a generous mouthful, dives under the blankets foraging for any stray jism blobs (sometimes next morning).

Peregrine: 'I'm worried about our sex life. Lady Isobel keeps disappearing under the bedclothes.'

Quentain: 'Don't be. She's probably a blanket crawler.'

by Albert Woods September 27, 2007

crawler

Australian slang, someone wishing to be the teacher's favorite

<teacher>come up here Jack

<kids> crawler!crawler! Jack is a crawler

by Starr June 3, 2004

watermelon crawl

A dance from the song by buddy brock and zach turner and recorded by tracy byrd peaked number 4 in the united states.

He said we got a hundred gallons of sweet red wine
Made from the biggest watermelons on the vine
Help yourself to some but obey the law
If you drink don't drive do the watermelon crawl

by charles9845698743 October 24, 2011