Crapdate

Yet another piece of trash used by weed smoking software nerds to force people to provide their autographs as the sign-in stage and begging them to update there software shite

"Oh dear, my phone is fucked"

"Ueah, that's cos of the latest Android crapdate"

Yet another piece of trash used by weed smoking software nerds to force people to provide their autographs as the sign-in stage and begging them to update there software shite

"Oh dear, my phone is fucked"

"Ueah, that's cos of the latest Android crapdate"

by Heyyyyyyyyy March 8, 2023

Cratid

Showing interest in an action equal to that of a female of liking to grab the females attention

person A: yo she posts her figurines ode on her story.
person K: YOO I LOVE FIGURINES NOW!
person A: damn you're an actual cratid.

by Moths2Flame May 23, 2023

Crapdonalds

Mc Donalds but crap.

"Lets go to Crapdonalds

by b b bubu boba hob hobba hobba December 17, 2023

Crapdog

When you take a sausage casing and place it over your bare anus then proceed to defecate into the casing creating a feces hotdog, afterwards you then use a pre sliced bun to wipe your anus then place the sausage inside to create the Crapdog.

The tasty treat/meal (depending on many calories you have consumed, results may vary) on the go for you and the whole family.

Oh boy all this forklifting and electric scooting has made me hungry for a Crapdog

by PatriciaDawson January 10, 2024

Crepidaphobia

An irrational fear or intense dislike of open-fronted summer footwear, especially ugly sandals. From the Latin 'Crepida' (shoe comprising a sole tied on with straps/thong) + phobia (irrational fear).

"Dave always eschewed a beach holiday because of his crepidaphobia."

"Keith, why the f*ck are you wearing wellies in mid June, you tw*t? You need to see a doctor about your bleedin' crepidaphobia."

by Isla Grayne December 3, 2024

Crapital

Where a state has a capital that has a capital that no one cares about yet there’s another city, that everyone knows and is bigger, yet isn’t the capital.

1: yo we should go to Augusta ME
2:Nah bro Augusta is a Crapital, let’s go to Portland ME

by Zddal March 21, 2026

crapdusted

The power move beyond being cropdusted as cropdusting is simply a fart released proudly within a crowd, with the ideal target of one’s ass being nose level of one’s cropdusting targets. Crapdusting is the act of parading one’s badonkadonk ant said target after having shat oneself.

Barney: dude, Paige just cropdusted me at family dinner. Wait! It started over one minute ago and the stank remains in the air. I think I got crapdusted. Either Paige is a pro-pilot of the cropduster, or I just got crapdusted

by the comand'r January 7, 2026