Crample

The unfortunate moment when your anus cramps while playing good ol' rugby with your mates.

Matt: Duude, I got a bad case of Crample last game, can you fill in for me?
Robert: Sure man, hopefully I don't get Crample too.

by NigNogTheBeaner June 16, 2018

taint cramp

A searing pain in a man's chode that happens after sneezing hard.

Dude, my allergies made me sneeze so hard I got a level 15 taint cramp!

by Atomic Smartass September 8, 2017

cramper

a cramper is someone who just basicly sucks to be around and at the same time ignorantly thinks they are so cool to hang out with, no one ever knows how they got there or who invited them but no one ever tells them strait up to hit the road

is the cramper over there?
yeah
fuck it. call me later..

by deadcat June 10, 2003

Jim Cramer

Former hedge fund manager and best-selling author. Cramer hosts CNBC's "Mad Money" program and is the co-founder of TheStreet.com.

Person 1: Who is Jim Cramer?

Person 2: Oh! He told me to buy the NYSE (stock symbol: NYX) at about $100. That fucker said the stock would increase to $250! Now it's well below $65 and I'm getting raped in the ass. The worst part is that I'm all out of lube!

by I've Lost Everything October 5, 2007

cramin clams

the act of rubbing two vaginas together with out any use of sex toys or vegtables of any sort.

dood 1:holy shit!look at these two girls go at it doggy style!

dood 2:yea,no strap on?gotta be cramin clams.

by rottenhamland August 4, 2006

crampathy

For a woman, the empathy she feels with another woman who is experiencing the symptoms that coincide with "that time of the month".

Carol, you know Julie is flowing. Don't be so hard on her. Show some crampathy, please.

by Betty Wont March 15, 2007

Crampartment

A tiny studio apartment that seems to decrease in size with the number of visitors.

He's living in a crampartment downtown so don't count on much privacy.

by mcveym February 10, 2009