Crabtree'd

To get extremely drunk and off your face.

I say Harold, that many over there is Crabtree'd.

by Craig Simpson September 27, 2007

Cactussed

The act of being cut, scraped, stabbed, or injured in any other manner by a cactus or a related species.

Don't run through the desert without shoes or you might get cactussed.

by ehbaseball October 18, 2010

The Cactusman

The most awesome thing ever created. He has ONE wing hidden inside his t-shirt and a canadian tucked under an arm.

Dan: You see that guy, he's The Cactusman
Tom: I know, right.

by deathofmeat May 12, 2010

Licking the Cactus

Going down on a girl two to three days after she's shaved her junk.

Gwyndolynn forgot to pack her razor, so I was licking the cactus towards the end of the trip.

by Gabe McDanielTrim January 2, 2012

goes home to a cactus

when you go home to your pet cactus, and end up having more ‘fun’ then expected

when she’s alone she goes home to a cactus

by harrysupperrighttit November 16, 2020

Cracchiolo

1. an excellent last name
2. shocked expression

1. playa1: That Massimo, he has an excellent last name.
playa2: why?, what is it?
playa1: Cracchiolo!

2. Holy Cracchiolo, Batman!!

by Massimo Cracchiolo January 19, 2004

craction

A hopefully unintentional display of buttcrack. See also "hillbilly cleavage" and "plumber's smile".

"Yo, Steve - nice craction you're flexing there. Now I see where you store your extra pens."

by The Evil Steve August 23, 2006