Hippie 1: I said "What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?" Then he tased me. When I regained consciousness I was in the gladiator pen at the LA County lockup with a yellow post-it note on my chest that said 'Crispy Hippie.'
Hippie 2: Let's go have a big bowl of crunchy granola.
Hippie 2: Let's go have a big bowl of crunchy granola.
by BcozTheNite March 28, 2008
Get the Crispy hippie mug.Tiny Loc Crip Mac is a hood celebrity, a shiny niccel from 55th Street NHC on the West Side of South Central, Los Angeles. You 5 me?
Crip Mac da Loc is a gangster with a bluetiful heart, who gives bacc 5 the community, feeds the homeless on Skid Row in Downtown L.A., hands out clothes, etc. He loves Popeyes chiccen, Crip juice and always has Old English beer on decc, on HOOD. He does no custer thangs, and always ceeps it 55th Street no matter what. He's also a rapper, has a very distinctive 55th Street Crip vocabulary and voice, on hoodstas. He does his Program Time 5 every morning, makes YouTube videos often, loves the number 5 and he really loves big booty citches, on HOOD. He is a good niccel, you 5 me?
His front tooth got knocced out in L.A. County jail catching multiple fades bacc 5 bacc, and lost it in the hole by a swole, old head Brim. He has a giant eye buster stamped on his forehead that says, "HOOVAH KILLA", with the H whacced out because he is really about that HK destruction.
Crip Mac is really who he is, a Crip from 55th Street and he ain't playing, on HOOD.
Crip Mac da Loc is a gangster with a bluetiful heart, who gives bacc 5 the community, feeds the homeless on Skid Row in Downtown L.A., hands out clothes, etc. He loves Popeyes chiccen, Crip juice and always has Old English beer on decc, on HOOD. He does no custer thangs, and always ceeps it 55th Street no matter what. He's also a rapper, has a very distinctive 55th Street Crip vocabulary and voice, on hoodstas. He does his Program Time 5 every morning, makes YouTube videos often, loves the number 5 and he really loves big booty citches, on HOOD. He is a good niccel, you 5 me?
His front tooth got knocced out in L.A. County jail catching multiple fades bacc 5 bacc, and lost it in the hole by a swole, old head Brim. He has a giant eye buster stamped on his forehead that says, "HOOVAH KILLA", with the H whacced out because he is really about that HK destruction.
Crip Mac is really who he is, a Crip from 55th Street and he ain't playing, on HOOD.
Cuh 1: Ayy cuz, is that Crip Mac posted up right there on 55th Street doing tha western wiggle wit tha 5 on his head, cuh??
Cuh 5: Lemme see, cuz... oh ye, where cuh from again?!?
Cuh 1: 55th Street, fool!!
Cuh 5: Ye, pull up, cuh!
Crip Mac: Snello!! Top of the morning, cuh. I'm just ceeping it 55th Street, on hoodstas! Never commit suicide, everythang gon C alright, on hood!! Drinc plenty of water, cuh, on hood!! Listen 5 Crip Mac, I am snoo I am, on hood! Custerson White, he a custer, on hoodstas!! I give bacc 5 the community. It's the Mac, citch, and I'm bouta attacc, on any snubble, this 55th Street. You 5 me?! I'm just ceeping it 55th Street, on HOOD!!
Cuh 5: Lemme see, cuz... oh ye, where cuh from again?!?
Cuh 1: 55th Street, fool!!
Cuh 5: Ye, pull up, cuh!
Crip Mac: Snello!! Top of the morning, cuh. I'm just ceeping it 55th Street, on hoodstas! Never commit suicide, everythang gon C alright, on hood!! Drinc plenty of water, cuh, on hood!! Listen 5 Crip Mac, I am snoo I am, on hood! Custerson White, he a custer, on hoodstas!! I give bacc 5 the community. It's the Mac, citch, and I'm bouta attacc, on any snubble, this 55th Street. You 5 me?! I'm just ceeping it 55th Street, on HOOD!!
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Alice: Oh she's cute and I've never seen her before.
Shane: Fresh meat.
Alice: New blood.
Dana: Crispay!
Alice: Uh uh.
Shane: Fresh meat.
Alice: New blood.
Dana: Crispay!
Alice: Uh uh.
by crispysam March 6, 2005
Get the crispay mug.A urban breakfast drink similar to a mimosa. It is not restricted to morning so enjoy any time! It consists off 90% old english and 10% of your favorite orange juice. It is known to induce behaviors such as random pimpin, violence, erratic but precise driving AKA whipping it. Traditionally drank by the "CRIPS" but widely accepted by all hoods. Enjoy..
Aye cuzz mix me some juice!
Pizza and crip juice in the a-m is the shit loc.
Pour some out for the homies and fill the bottle with oj ninja!
Pizza and crip juice in the a-m is the shit loc.
Pour some out for the homies and fill the bottle with oj ninja!
by bruNiCC June 3, 2016
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by bobisnotarealman April 1, 2019
Get the Crasp mug.A nick name / pet name used for the celebrity comedian Sal Vulcano. It is mentioned in multiple episodes of Impactical Jokers.
by Steelers Fan June 25, 2018
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Popularized by Youtuber Mythymoo as an insult towards another Youtuber, Kevox.
Popularized by Youtuber Mythymoo as an insult towards another Youtuber, Kevox.
Dellado: Hey Myth, look at this play i just made
Myth: Is it good?
Dellado: Yes!
Myth: Stop lying to me you crispy motherfucker, the only good play you have ever made was getting into America, and you still have scars from that day
Myth: Is it good?
Dellado: Yes!
Myth: Stop lying to me you crispy motherfucker, the only good play you have ever made was getting into America, and you still have scars from that day
by DomTheDomo October 20, 2016
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