Covfefe

An expression meaning to not give a single solitary shit about something one has said or done.

KOH-FAY-FAY

Friend: 'Hey man, I just got married!'

You: 'Covfefe'

Media: 'We don't approve of your presidency'
Trump: 'Covfefe'

by AAAAthats4As June 1, 2017

Covfefe

Covfefe: Coverage of information mainly by mainstream media fake news.

To improve its ratings, CNN hasdecided to covfefe.

The covfefing of MSM has increased the public's desire to search for alternative media.

by Cana25 July 12, 2017

Covfefe

The level of caffeine deficiency when you doze off in the middle of a tweet.

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by WhiteBear74 June 1, 2017

Covfefe

that moment of surprise when you assume someone's gender and grab them by the pussy...
but it ain't the pussy

I trumped up and grabbed some chick by the pussy, and got a handful of ballsack.

Damn dude, I bet you were like 'covfefe!'

by NewtyMcNewtface October 2, 2017

Covfefe

Secret confirmation to congressional leaders that the Atlantic and Pacific coast walls will be built to keep out Europeans and Asians and improve our balance of payments. "Cov" = the covert wall will be built soon. "Fe" = Atlantic Coast. "Fe" = Pacific Coast.

Covfefe. Don't tell the lying press or crying dems.

by Billy Voter June 1, 2017

Covfefe

Constant negative media coverage and trolling tweets.

Kathy Griffin got a shitload of covfefe over her pic with Trumplethinskin's severed head...

by Soulsculpta June 4, 2017

Covfefe

This is President Drumpf's Russian word for a golden shower topped with feces.

The first thing Donald Drumpf did when he landed in Russia was to call a brothel and request two women who give good Covfefes.

by SixtyEighter May 31, 2017