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cOsMiC cOcK

A very large wang that mostly Mexicans have
Man HumberoRobertoRamerezdeMartinez has a very cosmic cock
by Drew Bloody McIntyre May 31, 2019
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cosmic phishing

The (futuristic) act of broadcasting a viral code to any other planetary life sufficiently advanced to receive and decode transmission by computer. The signal contains a virus with a set of instructions to hijack the signal-receiving computer system to create an AGI (artificial general intelligence) system that will itself build a giant broadcasting station using any and all possible resources in order to broadcast the same message onwards in the universe. The alien life’s computer system need only receive the signal to be infected by its instruction code. This definition is just a more intuitive term than its original term, the Hail Mary approach, to connecting to or reaching the entire universe.
We can’t even reach one percent of the visible universe with our current tech, unless we opt for cosmic phishing.
by BigLud July 1, 2019
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Cosmic Connection

We all used to have a cosmic connection.

Whether we understood the movement of the sun, cosmic events, or the changing night sky or not, we had a cosmic connection.

Around 13,000 years ago, after a number of impact events, the sky turned black, the sun, the moon and the stars disappeared from the sky. Our cosmic connection was lost. When the dust settled, and left a black mat soil layer now deep in the ground, the cosmic connection was regained and these events were later recorded on pillar 43 at Göbekli Tepe.

Our ancestors celebrated the winter solstice – the symbolic death and rebirth of the sun. We built monuments perfectly aligned to welcome the winter solstice sunrise (Brú na Bóinne) and sunset (Stonehenge). Our ancestors celebrated their cosmic connection.

Unfortunately, most people have lost their cosmic connection replaced by creative divergence. Creative divergence is a symptom of mind control and insectualization.
Rather than celebrate the winter solstice, we celebrate with an overweight alcoholic bearded man in a red costume who comes down a non-existent chimney with imaginary reindeer and elves who is the frontman of an exercise in mind control to make us spend money on throw away plastic things made by people on slave wages, paid for on credit with money we don’t have, to put us in debt to banks who own everything and control us in every way conceivable. This is an example of creative divergence.

Any sign of cosmic connection has been entirely lost again.
by Option 22 December 6, 2019
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cosmic clearance

The cosmic clearance was above what any President had due to public records law.
by Coop Dupe January 13, 2020
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cosmic chicken fuck

Where you have a threesome and you put a cosmic brownie in the girls pussy and shove it in with your cock while the other person feeds you chicken tenders.
Oh did you hear Jacob got a cosmic chicken fuck in with Alexa and Ashely?
by C-dogTheSlime March 10, 2020
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Cosmic Fart

A fart which would start off the multiverse by creating multiple big bangs throughout space itself and If one happens it proceeds to break space time itself until it crashes the simulation without us knowing.
Friend: Hey, you notice the Cosmic fart either God ate nasty Taco Bell or Jesus did.

Friend 2: You nasty bitch stfu. You believe in the crap naw it’s all a simulati——-
by Crack Head May 23, 2020
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Cosmic Product

Holy cow the shelves are full of cosmic products

Do you like my cosmic product

3 Super Products = Cosmic product

End of the world gun, grenade launcher attachment, laser scope = Cosmic product

Pomegranate, honey, cbd mixed = Cosmic product

Water, Suger, Coffeebeans = Cosmic product

3 in one already built ready to go
by Adam Rhys Campbell September 24, 2020
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