A term used to describe the act of a female, immediately after sex going through her partners; drawers, laundry baskets, closets and other areas (such as under the bed) in search of traces of evidence of the recent presence of another female.
As some girls and women feel guilty or insecure directly following sex, they go in search of evidence of infidelity. This is done to ease their discomfort by either confirming their suspicions and thus validate their insecurity, or disproving these suspicions which in turn eases their temporary depressions.
As some girls and women feel guilty or insecure directly following sex, they go in search of evidence of infidelity. This is done to ease their discomfort by either confirming their suspicions and thus validate their insecurity, or disproving these suspicions which in turn eases their temporary depressions.
Jill: I puked after Brad crawled off of me...it just didn't seem right.
Jane: What Happened?
Jill: I did a post-coital panty raid...found two thongs that weren't mine...that bastard.
Jane: What Happened?
Jill: I did a post-coital panty raid...found two thongs that weren't mine...that bastard.
by urbanr0cker May 13, 2008
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Andrew: Hey Bryan, I noticed that your skank was walking around and knocking things over like she's blind.
Bryan: Yeah, I gave her a huge Kalamazoo Contact last night.
Bryan: Yeah, I gave her a huge Kalamazoo Contact last night.
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Man: "Your re looking really good tonight"
Woman: " Enough of that pre coital nonsense, I'm going to sleep."
Woman: " Enough of that pre coital nonsense, I'm going to sleep."
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Get the Pre Coital Nonsense mug.also known as orb rolling, sphereplay, sperical balancing, etc. is the act of juggling with fushigi balls (or other balls for that matter).
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Get the Contact Juggling mug.The Eye Contact Rule is simple. If one finds that they are engaging in a homosexual act, as long as they don't make eye contact it isn't gay.
Friend 1: Bro did you suck his dick?
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: Bro you're fucking gay as shit
Friend 2: It isn't gay, we didn't make eye contact. The Eye Contact Rule applies.
Or
"It isn't gay if you don't look them in the eyes though."
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: Bro you're fucking gay as shit
Friend 2: It isn't gay, we didn't make eye contact. The Eye Contact Rule applies.
Or
"It isn't gay if you don't look them in the eyes though."
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