cannibal corpse

the best band in the entire world.
the singer being George "corpsegrinder" Fisher, what a fucking hero, yes he is my hero
they are also the best at headbanging.

did you know they are in ace ventura pet detective?

also they are Jim Careys favorite band

some random lyrics: devoured by vermin!!!!

by pain tutor February 22, 2004

Marine Corps

The finest branch in the United States military. Also men who have developed infinite patience from listening to people call them "stupid" dropouts, especially when the Marine Corps only accepts .02% of its annual recruiting quota to be high school dropouts, and even then the recruits still have to have attained a GED. Also ironically, most people talking shit on the Marine Corps tend to constantly misspell words and use terrible punctuation in their posts. (Must be army loyalists, all you need to enlist in the army is to be able to correctly spell your name on the dotted line, which this Marine learned to do when he was three.)

Prospective recruit 1: Should I join the Army or the Marine Corps?
Prospective recruit 2: I'm joining the Army because I'm a pussy little bitch and the Marine recruiter told me I had to lose weight and I might have to kill someone and get shot at myself. In the army all I have to do is fix refrigerators

by E-4 grunt November 1, 2007

cannibal corpse

one of the worlds top death metal bands. People love to bash these guys, but they are just scared of the lyrics involved.

Matt: So, do you like Cannibal Corpse?

Some Moron: No, they offend me because I can't take anything harder then Metallica.

Matt: You suck. CC beats fucks like you up just for fun. Go listen to some non metal and cry about your shitty life.

by onelung02 November 21, 2004

CompuServe

An archaic spin-off of the system-crash-waiting-to-happen, AOL. Quite possibly worse than AOL... if that even makes sense. Known to scare innocent children across the globe.

"...AOL just sent me an e-mail trying to get me to switch over from CompuServe... I'm scared shitless... ::locks self up in bomb shelter for 15 years::"

by EnixPSIkid451 March 5, 2005

Whore Corps

The cheerleading squad at a high school or college.

Nan's primarily qualification for college was she was a member of the whore corps. That narrowed it down to Texas A&M.

by Tummy AuGratin April 12, 2006

corpse cruncher

A meat-eater (as described by a vegetarian or vegan)

I've got nothing against corpse crunchers, but don't expect me to eat that shit.

by Morrissey Minor July 29, 2004

corpse fart

a fart that smells like road kill, usually comes after three days of farting, its the final blow...

OMFG did you rip one? cuz it totally smells like death, its a damn corpse fart.

by dugeamser June 1, 2009