connectionitis

Synonym for connectile dysfunction, the inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.

I was expecting him to be online now... could be connectionitis.

by forkalsrud May 8, 2007

french connection uk'd

A subtle way to describe a state of being in which one has consumed enough alcohol to the level of being "fucked". This expression stems from the French Connection brand abbreviation "FCUK" and its similarity in spelling to the word "fuck."

"Oh look, Bill's trying to start his car using his TV remote."
"Yeah, he's pretty French Connection UK'd."

by Mr Sifter November 18, 2011

yeast confection

A dessert that rises as you bake it.

Jack: What is that god awful smell?!
Rob: My mom has a yeast confection......baking in the oven.

by POMBTTIAR July 27, 2014

Ginger Connection

a feeling experienced by anyone who is ginger. typically, a ginger will see another ginger, and they will give each other a specific look, acknowledging the struggles of gingers as a species

ginger: *gives the look at another ginger*
friend of ginger: lol bruh what are you doing
ginger: hush my non-ginger friend, we are experiencing the ginger connection

by emilyisginger June 16, 2018

VV connection

When Veru and Vojta say the exact same thing. Their minds are connected. It’s some kind of telepathy.

V: comedy and tragedy together, komedia
V in the exact time: comedy and tragedy
OMG THAT’S VV CONNECTION!!!

by AnonymousRaT November 28, 2018

Dollar General Connection

When someone on Xbox LIVE or PSN has a constant 1-2 bar connection, thus making everyone lag.

My friend Severentropy has Dollar General Connection.

by Bob Sizzlepants July 22, 2011

Please check your internet connection and try again.

What every single website, program, and application would say when you are not connected/have problems with your Wi-Fi AND IT'S ABSOLUTELY ANNOYING especially when you have fun at it

Isn't it cruel that when you have fun with the website/program/application that you have and then all of a sudden a little box appeared that said "Please check your internet connection and try again." then you got disconnected from it

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 10, 2021