Capsexual

When you are sexual attracted to Dr.Strange’s cap.

Bruh you know I’m capsexual.

by Yoyodankmeme September 25, 2021

Consensual Penis

When you have consent to touch a penis.

Tracy's mans said she could touch her penis. Therefore it is a consensual penis.

by Creek_Jackson3764 November 19, 2021

catsexual

someone who gets sexual gratification from looking at cats.

or, alternatively, they might be into cat BDSM.

person 1: Yo, why is Jenna tying her cat to the ceiling fan?
person 2: idk bro, i heard that she gets a hard-on from cats. she's a so-called catsexual.

by vespiepoo_bae December 1, 2021

consensual workplace relationship

an affair where both adulterers work together, are in long-term relationships, and still feel the need to cheat

Family should have always been my priority,
but I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship . I'm sorry for any pain that my
actions may have caused to the guys and the
fans but most of all to Ariel. The only thing that
matters right now is my marriage and my
children, and that's where I am going to focus
my attention.

by marysmommymilkers September 28, 2022

consensual workplace relationship

When you are assigned a job but you get distracted by someone you’re working with (something that person is the job) and you quit doing your job to have a be with them.

“What the fuck happened?!”
“I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship!”

by hanniistheelk October 8, 2022

cissexual

Related to an outdated term for the transgender community, "transsexual(s)" coined in the late 1800's. A fundamentally-flawed parody of the offensive origins of the slur towards non-cis people.

"I identify as cissexual!"
"Mhm... and how is that like real again?"

by veryuglycarrot October 10, 2022

Catsexual

when your sexually atracted to dogs

omg did she just fVck a dog? shes so catsexual

by SchoolDropOut101 January 21, 2023