Hercules Condoms

Legendary protection for the penis.

Sexually active males feel more secure and DO NOT hesitate to protect their asset with Hercules Condoms.

by Herculinks® Corporation December 25, 2004

Pen condom

The little glue or plastic that comes on newly bought pens to preserve it's freshness.

I like to play with the pen condom.

by Jarren is Sexy September 27, 2010

laptop condom

Those rubbery sleeves people use to protect their laptops with.

It's a good thing my roommate's laptop was wearing a condom, or things could have gotten pretty sticky last night.

My laptop wears a pink condom.

He said he wanted to get a laptop condom to protect his case from getting scratched, but we all knew why he really needed one.

by the prince of retardia October 5, 2010

Condom Jockey

The act of a frat boy poking holes in a strip of condoms ( to show how many women's lives he can ruin ), Then chugging a beer while Nutting into a pineapple

THAT Condom Jockey LAST NIGHT WAS WILD!!

by HighThinker42○ January 24, 2021

boxer condom

When boxers are used as a preventative measure of transmitting STD's. Typical use would consist of the latex-ed penis erecting out of the boxer briefs fly trap; appearing as though the boxer briefs themselves have a boner.

"I dont know bro that girl might have the itch, you should do a boxer condom just to be safe"

by beastmanrage November 28, 2011

Redneck Condom

Plastic wrap.

Darlin don't forget your Redneck Condom!
Where is it?

In the second drawer next to the tin foil!

by 4x4thatbiich. June 12, 2010

Michigan Condom

When the male chews gum 5 to 10 minutes before sex. The male then spits out the gum wraping it around the penis and proceeding to use it as a condoms. (Works for gay sex too!)

Person 1.: My pubes are so sticky

Person 2: whys that

Person 1: I let a stripper michigan condom me

by AddyDaddy1234 December 21, 2020