condom break 

When your condom breaks during sex...duh!

Person 1: Did you hear? During sex, John and Michelle's condom broke. (condom break)
Person 2: Damn, they're fked now.

condom break by SoFetchh May 26, 2008

Condom Nut-Hug 

The act of ignorantly putting on a condom so that it covers both the shaft and the testicles.

Person 1: I'm so big, even Magnum XLs feel tight. They're roomy around the shaft, but they just don't fit around my balls.
Person 2: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: You're giving yourself a fucking condom nut-hug, you jackass.

Condom Nut-Hug by The Bod January 18, 2009

Condom Shame 

Ashamed of buying condoms directly, a person (usually female) persuades his or her lover to buy condoms while they hide behind a magazine 20-feet away.

A man bumps into his friend in line at the checkout:

"Hey dude! It's been awhile! Where's your wife?"
"Oh, she's just over there looking at magazines, she has condom shame."

Condom Shame by gwaijai85 October 23, 2009

condom pocket

a very small pocket on an article of clothing, named because the only practical use it seems to have is for holding condoms.

- hahahaha nice condom pocket, dude.
- thanks man.

condom pocket by dc916 May 26, 2004

Condom Leung 

He is a teacher in La Salle College who teaches Science and Biology. He says "Shut your damn mouth!" when students are chatting loudly. His name comes from his 0.01 condom joke.

Student A : "I love Condom Leung's lesson!"
StudentB : "Don't be so 8745."

Condom Leung by xxxxxxxxxxgood student is good December 9, 2019

Condom Fairy 

a mythical creature who magically puts condoms under one's pillow in the event that one gets "lucky" with someone but forgets to bring a condom.

girl: do you have a condom?
guy: i didnt bring one.
girl: check under your pillow.
guy: dude where did this come from.
condom fairy: FROM ME, THE MIGHTY CONDOM FAIRY!

Condom Fairy by Simba NCL January 25, 2013

Condom flip stick 

A theory where a girl uses a used condom, and places it on an item of choice. Then proceeded to insert up the vagina ending up possibly pregnant as the cum is on the outside of the used condom.

Jessie: I want to get pregnant by John we will make cute babies,
Mandy: I know what you should do, you should do the Condom flip Stick method.
Jessie: wow Mandy that’s amazing, Yippee problem solved.

Condom flip stick by Hush child December 15, 2018