A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare

*In Borat voice* My LiFe! Sorry... I'm not good at accents.

Hym "Yeah! I couldn't have put it better myself! A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare. Well, I mean, I COULD have put it better myself because I'm a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived but it's-that's pretty good, yeah... And it's like 'Do you really have a stalker or are you just saying that because you know who I am and you know that I have a stalker and you want use my response to you SAYING you have a stalker (regardless of whether or not it's true) to justify your participation?' You know? Or 'Do you really have a paranoid schizophrenic brother or are you just saying that because you know who I am? Would you be saying any of this if I wasn't here?' It's like you want your behavior to be contingent on my behavior... Without my behavior being ONLY SELECTIVELY CONTINGENT on your behavior. If I do what you want, you're responsible. If I don't, it's on me. And it's NOT ANALOGOUS to MY behavior, because I take FULL CREDIT for the good and the bad. From dead kids to saved souls. Full credit."

by Hym Iam January 6, 2024

Conspiracy Theory

What retards who are blind to reality call it when you point out something obvious.

Can you believe some people think that anti-Whites want to destroy the White race just because they LITERALLY FUCKING SAY that they want to create a world where everyone (in the White countries) is mixed and there are no more White people, what a conspiracy theory!

by Callivan January 18, 2023

The Conspiracy-Loop Argument

Every conspiracy theory can be presented as a conspiracy itself.

A: I'm telling you, there are aliens in Area 51, it's no conspiracy theory.
B: No, the conspiracy theory is a conspiracy theory, it's what they want you to think.
A: You are just using the Conspiracy-Loop Argument.

by Azshara October 24, 2020

Gibson conspiracy

The title given to a homosexual relationship in which one or both of the partners are in the closet. Can be used to discuss the relationship while people are present that don't know the homosexual nature of the relationship.

Kevin's parents are homophobic, so when we are around his family it's a Gibson conspiracy.

by nixongibson November 27, 2017

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Cornucopia Conspiracy

A conspiracy theory relating to the idea of large companies or authorities removing or changing media and convincing the public that their memory of it is incorrect. The name is derived from how many people remember the Fruit of The Loom logo having a cornucopia despite the lack of evidence or acknowledgement from the company.

I remember Google being spelled with three Os, this is a cornucopia conspiracy!

by TakerOfTaking January 20, 2024