columbia high school

a place that you would walk into and think it was a zoo becuase it’s full of snakes. the teachers suck and make you feel like shit. sports are the only thing that people do becuase greenbush is a desert.

Oh, you go to columbia high school? Sucks for you faggot.

by Sopojoso April 4, 2019

Columbus Blue Jackets

The same team that swept the Tampa Bay Lightning last year. The same lightning that tied the record for most wins in a season.

Wait your saying the Columbus Blue Jackets won a playoff series?

by Tropicalfire April 1, 2020

Columbine

A town in Colorado where a shooting happened at the local high school on April 20, 1999. Now has become a funny joke among edgy preteens and teens in the Youtube comment section of Pumped Up Kicks.

Teen in the YouTube comment section: columbine was so cool i wish i did it
Me: Shut up, you edgy teen.
Teen: OMG CANT YOU TAKE A JOKE??

by Rainiered October 27, 2020

Christopher Columbus Disorder

Christopher Columbus Disorder (CCD) is a mental disorder in which the afflicted believe they have discovered something new, when in fact, indigenous peoples have known about the "discovery" (i.e., object, phenomenon, area, species, etc.) for time immemorial.

Speaker 1: Hey, did you hear Dr. Pumpkinstein discovered a new mammal species in Central America?
Speaker 2: Central America, you say? Haven't there been indigenous people living there for thousands of years with traditional stories about that same mammal passed down for generations?
Speaker 1: Well ya, but if they knew about it, they never published a paper on it.

Speaker 2: Sounds like Dr. Pumpkinstein has a case of CCD.
Speaker 1: CCD?
Speaker 2: Ya, CCD... Christopher Columbus Disorder. Because Columbus didn't discover sh*t!

by heartofeverything February 12, 2020

Columbine High School

A high school outside of Denver, Colorado. Just a perfectly normal, stereotypical high school, until a couple of sickos shot up the place. The death toll stood at thirteen, but if you count Dylan & Eric, the shooters, it came to fifteen.

See also: Columbine, school shooting.

It's a good thing Dylan and Eric's duffel bag bombs didn't detonate, or the Columbine High School library would've fallen into the cafeteria, killing hundreds.

by Baraldo.Jefferson February 14, 2007

Columbian Necktie

the act of slicing someone's throat and pulling their tongue out of the hole.

"dude! ronnie got killed!"
"oh my god, how?"
"that new kid gave him a columbian necktie!"

by hehehe :) October 1, 2009

Eddie and Columbia

The two wacky, lovable, and badass characters of the 1975 film "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and the play "The Rocky Horror Show".
-Eddie is a "low-down, cheap little punk" and an Ex-Delivery Boy who got mixed up with the wrong crowd; He ended up being part Dr. Frank N Furter's evil and maniacal plan: creating the perfect man.
-Columbia is a "regulay Franky fan" AKA:Groupie. She secretly had a love affair with Frank N Furter's science prisoner named Eddie. Their love is revealed during the song "Hot Patootie, Bless My Soul (I Really Love That Rock 'N' Roll)"

Eddie and Columbia
Eddie's Debut and dance with Columbia ="Hot Patootie, Bless My Soul (I Really Love That Rock 'n' Roll)"

Eddie- Whoo! Whatever happened to Saturday night
When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright?
It don't seem the same since cosmic light
Came into my life, I thought I was divine
I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go
And listen to the music on the radio
A saxophone was blowing on a Rock 'n' Roll show
You climbed in the back seat, really had a good time
Hot patootie, bless my soul
Really love that Rock 'n' Roll

Chorus- Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll

Eddie (saxophone solo)

My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled
My hands kinda fumbled with her white plastic belt
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt
She'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine
Get back in front and put some hair oil on
Buddy Holly was singing his very last song
With your arms around your girl, you try to sing along
It felt pretty good...Whoo!
Really had a good time
Hot patootie, bless my soul
Really love that Rock 'n' Roll

Chorus- Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll

(saxophone solo)

Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock 'n' Roll

by Big Mo Monster May 26, 2008