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A kick ass band formed from 4 amazing men.
Colonel Claypool's: Les Claypool, also the best bassist in the WORLD. GOD.
Bucket: Buckethead (Jimi Hendrix?)
of Bernie: Bernie Worell. Wizard of Woo. BADASS
Brains: Brain, the drummer.
"DUDE I SAW C2B3 LIVE, THEY WERE SO FUCKING KICK ASS!"
"I want to have an orgy with C2B3!"
"Go buy C2B3 or you're not hardcore."
by Lindzko December 13, 2004
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Colin

Colin is the hottest man alive, he gets all the girls and even the guys turn for gay for him. He gets 💯 on every assignment or test he does. His masculinity and testosterone is unparalleled even by men like Ace Ventura and Vector. He wears a chain around his neck because he's just that good. If you have a girlfriend you better watch out, cos Colin is a girl magnet and he's mega sexy.
"Omg I heard Collin is dating Jordana, what a lucky girl"
"I heard Lincoln turned gay for Colin, not surprising so did I."
by Mr_LoLz November 18, 2021
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Colon clogger

A covert slang term used to describe any opiates like Percodan, OxyContin, et cetera.

So named because of the constipation side effect caused by using and/or abusing opiates. Opiates may also cause the patient to experience a decreased urge to defecate.



Originates from Bergen County, NJ - Yo, Yo, Yo - Top of the food chain!!!
(Standing in line at Walgreens)

Q. Hey John, What are you doing at the pharmacy again?

A. I'm just waiting in line picking up some colon cloggers for my shoulder injury. Jaz keeps eating them like tic tac's and now she is having poopie issues...

I think you should get some stool softeners too!
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Colonel Angus

A comedy skit featured on the television show Saturday Night Live that gained notoriety due to its use of ribald word play. The skit, which aired live on February 22, 2003 in SNL's 28th season, featured the show's guest host Christopher Walken as the namesake Civil War hero Colonel Ennol Angus. Written by Tina Fey.
I myself never much cared for Colonel Angus. He rubs me the wrong way. Not sure why. Can't put my finger on it.
by Resedo August 6, 2009
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Colin Mochrie

A Scottish-Canadian comedian who appears in almost every animutation.
In one animutation, Colin Mochrie had an epic battle against Jesus H Christ, who later turned out to be Mike Brasy from the Brady Bunch.
by Fifi McFeef October 21, 2007
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colon splash

A fart accompanied by a loose, muddy shit that *almost* makes you shit your pants, but instead splashes against the inside of your colon. Sometimes accompanied by the dreaded burning sensation which indicates major ring sting and diarrhea in the near future. You ate something really dangerous.
Imagine a wet fart which never leaves your ass. Colon Splash! You got lucky my friend, but find the nearest bowl or bucket.

I just had a major colon splash!
by ocean spray March 9, 2007
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colon cleaner

by D-Web December 28, 2006
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