Cockade

A combination of the words "Blockade" and "Cockblock", a Cockade is a cockblock pulled off by many men on the same guy to keep him away from one or many girls.

Olivia: Hey Trent, does this thong match my gym shorts?
Trent: Um...
Matt: Hey Trent, is THIS the girl you said you fucked?
(Robert pulls down Trent's pants.)
Justin: Hey Trent, Remember that ass cream you have to put on, did you use it today?

Trent: Fuck all you guys, and your little cockade.

by YourMom'sBoyfriend May 30, 2011

cockajew

a Jewish male that is lacking the penis, commonly known as the cock.

i tried getting in bed with a cockajew last night, but was sadly disappointed.

by iairickx November 11, 2010

cockmaster9000

When you and the homies are chilling, and you get to the topic of cocks and you just say cockmaster9000.

Homie #1: "hey what is your opinion on cocks?"

Me: " bro they dont call me the cockmaster9000 for nothing. Cocks 100%"

by THE COCKMASTER900 August 29, 2020

Cockalocktia

When a males penis is permanently locked in the upright position. Prevelent in frequent users of Viagra.

Ben: Whoa
Bob: What?
Ben: My cock won't go down.
Bob: Dude, you got cockalocktia

by The Flying Filipino November 14, 2005

cockacolon

anal insertion facilitated by a carbonated beverage/lubricant.

Tommy enjoys the warm bubbly feeling of some refreshing cockacolon.

(can also be used as a verb)

he said he didnt like soda, but after i cocked his colon he cant get enough cockacolon

by jakernaut November 23, 2006

cockaissance

The art period started in the early 2000's in which the youth became enthralled with the drawing and carving of crude penises everywhere.

Art teacher: "here's a great example of a low cockaissance piece, as shown by the flaccidity of the penis, the hairiness of the balls and lack of color. These were most often carved into desks, drawn on bathroom walls with sharpies or on rare occasion scribbled onto paper to show to friends"

by I>chuck norris June 7, 2011

Cockakazee

Another Word for a "Wing Man"... One who takes one for the team.

Dude Im talking to this hot chick but she has a whale of a friend, I need you for a Cockakazee Mission.

by BuffaloHunter July 10, 2011