candy coated blow job

A homosexual act in which one male ejaculats onto another males penis and then sucks it

I gave my boyfriend a candy coated blow job

by Otis D February 6, 2009

pissing contest

When two parties to an argument that should be resolved by compromise, which is to say an argument in which both parties have flaws and valid points to their argument, attempt to win the argument by offending or damaging each other. There's no winner, both parties wind up damaged.

Jim and Diane are in a pissing contest for their friends. In the waning weeks of their relationship Jim and Diane each try to win the allegiance of their common friends by telling derogatory stories about the other.

by Tom Mitchell June 11, 2006

Cates

1. An awesome surname derived from the English Cate.

2. Nick Nolte's character in 48 Hours.

3. Pheobe

Holy shit, your last name is Cates? Thats fucking awesome! Just like that guy from 48 hours, or that chick from Fast Times at Ridgemont High!

by josh_fuckin_cates October 3, 2008

dick measuring contest

A friendly competition between you and your friends to see who has the best claim to say, "Mine's bigger." Both more reliable in its results and more fun for the competitors where the results are determined, not by the competitors themselves, but by objective female judges.

At the end of the dick measuring contest, she gave me a hand job.

by adam phillips November 8, 2008

wet t-shirt contest

a contest in which a few selective hot ladies with very large tits

"hey man i heard bobb's hostin a wet t-shirt contest! he's inviting all of the hoes and babes from the hood!"

by bobb February 6, 2003

ass kissing contest

An election where the politician who kisses the most asses wins.

I didn't watch any of the ass kissing contest did you?

by Deep Blue 2012 September 8, 2009

coated

sweet, awesome, hot, fresh, sick

ex. 1: "your car is coated!"
ex. 2: (someone asks you how things have been) "shit's been pretty coated"

by flab gab and fat shat June 18, 2009