curdled cow

When you take curdled milk and pour it on a woman's tits and you eat it off and then when you throw up she drinks it.

Steven: Dude I gave Jane a huge curdled cow. Now the bed smells like shit

Tim: Dude, that's sweet!

by docter cockter March 3, 2014

eat a cow

when someone is really angry they say “eat a cow” to show that they are so angry that they could eat a whole cow

im so mad at Anthoney that i could eat a cow like why the fuck he be correcting me all the time.

by sydney Judd March 12, 2019

Sleeping cow

A Hamburger

Origin of word in the RGV: Rio Grande Valley

Jesse: Aye yo Puente you want a sleeping cow with cheese or nah?

Puente: Nah, I got my Glizzy already yo

by JPTheDon July 5, 2020

Ass Cow

A place of reliable and bountiful hook-up opportunities. Similar to the phrase cash cow but for sex rather than money.

Man, I've tagged 3 girls from my yoga class already. That place is definitely my ass cow.

by Timmy Tulip February 22, 2011

Human Cow

A lactating female who allows herself to have her jugs hooked up to a cow milking machine, usually wearing a cow mask and cow print leather chaps.

That guy's girlfriend is a human cow! He milks her...literally.

by Trish54 February 9, 2009

Cow Raptor

White raptors (with cow spots) that attack you while you're trippin' on shrooms in a cow pasture. If you've ever seen a cow raptor, you are probably dead right now.

"Dude, I think I just heard a cow raptor...let's get the FUCK outta here!"

by PCBPCBPCB May 6, 2009

Cow pie

A large pile of cow shit.

Watch out for that cow pie.

by ~Ding-Dong~ July 26, 2005