Clock Jockey

Any worker who shows up to said job, earns a paycheck, but does no actual work. one who exists to "ride the clock."

"Julie is such a clock jockey. I saw her clock in, but she's been gone for hours."

by T. William December 15, 2008

Even a broken clock is right twice a day

1. Success obtained through dumb luck.

2. A rare moment of high achievement from an individual/team/company that is usually unsuccessful.

"I can't believe that Johnny took home that chick last night!"

"Yeah, well even a broken clock is right twice a day."

by Big Ern December 16, 2004

clocker

24/7 drug dealer. I believe the term was coined by the movie/book "Clockers"

Don't go too close to that bench, those guys are clockers.

by Aiek October 17, 2003

Techn O' Clock

a varible time of day in which techno music must be put on without exception.

Tomas: Yo son.. are we gonna play that new 50 Cent track?
Jacob: nahhh nigga. Its Techn O' Clock
Tomas: OH shitt nigga.. i didn't notice.. hit up the ill Tiesto

by Sagrr April 9, 2007

burger o'clock

The time after leaving a club or event (usually involving large amounts of drinking) when one gets fast food in the form of burgers, kebabs or chips, from a nearby van or shop.

Just left the club, pretty wasted, need some food, it's Burger o'clock!!

by voodoo_mongrel May 14, 2009

Smash O'Clock

The time in which people gather in a localized area to play some form of Super Smash. This can be shortened to Smash. It is always Smash O'Clock.

Joe: Dude, it's Smash O'Clock.
Parker: But we have calc class in 3 minutes.
Joe: That's time for at least two 5 stock matches!

by Supersmashbros>Class November 21, 2010

clockwork orange

A clockwork orange comes from an old London saying "queer as a clockwork orange". A clockwork orange is actually a wind up doll that is controlled by both god and the devil. Anthony Burgess uses this for his book to symbolize the government almost brainwashing Alex in order to control his bad behavior.

"queer as a clockwork orange"

by chelseag November 8, 2006