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Cling-Monkey

A sexual position in which the female hangs from the male’s body, using her arms, from the neck and the torso. Once in this pendulus position, the male squeezes the torso of the female with his elbows, and shakes them. In addition, he begins aggressively thrusting with his hips. The combination of the rapid shaking from the elbows and the rapid thrusting from the hips, creates an immense orgasm for the female.
Oh yeah, Regan and I totally did the Cling-Monkey last night.
by SkeletonSoup69 September 2, 2022
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moist clunge

The stickiest slimiest poon to be ever recognised, a word used to repulse females in a instant and broaden the smile of males. Mentioning these combination of words together in front of ones family while cause instant dishonour.
That's some moist clunge, you ready to go in deep?"
by Maximum spunk December 30, 2016
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Battyclunge (Batty Clunge, Batty-Clunge)

An amalgam of the word 'batty' (Jamaican Patois for 'butt', 'arse', 'ass', 'bum'; and 'clunge' a relatively new term for 'vagina', gaining possible popularity as it's not necessary to sensor like the full on version of the word 'c*nt'.

Together the words making 'battyclunge' refer 2 a submissive anal sexual act, possibly gay-related cuss yet again. Literally meaning 'mansnatch' 'ass-screwing hole', it calls out on a person's doormat tendencies, as in 'bending over' for anything, being a mug 2 oneself, letting others pull a fast one over you and hussle you.
what he sold you was rubbish, and you paid top whack? you Battyclunge (Batty Clunge, Batty-Clunge)! You've been mugged off!
by CaroVorona October 21, 2010
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Clingy

When your bf/gf always want to be hugged up on you. They never leave your side. All they want to do is just be with you. You are their center of attention
I wish my boyfriend was more clingy, he’s always with his friends
by Ya boi ((: September 27, 2018
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clunge

I haven't been able to stop thinking about clunge all day long.
by Jasp August 5, 2003
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Clingex

A former girlfriend/boyfriend (mostly ex girlfriends) who you dumped but tries to keep being your friend to make themselves feel better about getting dumped. They wont leave you alone, to get rid of them you have to be an asshole and tell them to fuck off. Nice people are fucked because they end up actually becoming friends with them.
John: "Bro I dumped Sarah but she still texts me to hang out all the time, and always talks to me".
Tom: "Damn bro shes a real clingex".
by Bigman23 November 30, 2010
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Clingey

When someone is constantly following you around like a puppy dog, and is to the point of making you and your friends cringe. It is pronounced Cliin-g
Man that chick is really clingey, get rid of her.
by sumpunkboi September 23, 2018
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