jean claude van damme

Belgian shokotan-ass guy that does the splits in an effort to get closer to the coke on the floor. Fucked up his career with coke and backstabbing. Pissed of Frank W Dux, the guy he portrayed in bloodsport

his acting skills are shitty.

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

claudia

A female-specific version of the classic wedgie.

If that girl goes into the "cool girl's bathroom", she'll likely get a claudia.

by Char H January 11, 2006

Claudia

She is fine asf and she is a great person to ft with and she lives stupid far away and we should hang out somtime

Damn Claudia u fine as hell (Claudia) oh thanks... Does not say it back

by Yalocalmixedboy October 18, 2018

Claudia

A gangster girl. Vato loco, that walks with a limp.Usually tired in the mornin 4 being up late cruisin with her eses

Claudia came to school late with circles under her eyes, you know what that means.

by Paulito502 February 21, 2009

Claude Breath

Claude Breath happens at any time during the day but is at it's worse in the morning after a heavy ngith out on the mojitos and blue ones.

You can shout Halitosis at anyone with Claude Breath

Oh God did you smell the Claude breath on Cladio this morning. Someone buy him a mint.

by Claudio Viverios June 11, 2008

claudian

A little annoying boy who thinks he knows every fucking thing,and at a weird time he will talk about everything that is on his mind.

"Hey how you doing Claudian"
"I'm doing fine,hey but did you know that my brother danced at a party last night?"
"No I didn't know, but I really dont care."
"No but like really I-...."
"Okay you need to shut the fuck up, I bet your a Claudian."

by xx.toocuteac.xx April 10, 2016

Claudia

The lamest person alive. If your name is Claudia you suck at painting nails. Claudia=Annoying.

Oh your name is Claudia... ew see you never

by We Don’t Like Claudia November 25, 2019