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The clap

When u fuck some stank ass skeeveee and u get the disease gonerrhea
You Jordan u bout to fuck Shelby nah that bitch got the clap
by RealNYnigga December 13, 2017
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Clapping

When a man's balls slap on a woman's ass sing a clapping noise like me and your mum last night
Did u see my dad clapping my mum's cheeks
by V BC hchc July 8, 2022
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the clap

An STD in which the vagina is loose from being fucked so much that it just kind of flaps, making a clapping noise.
That girls got the clap man, when she walks all you hear is "fwap fwap"
by Ashleigh Bennett February 17, 2006
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the clap

an std that you get when someone claps *only* twice at your meat pocket or magic stick. toget rid of this unfortunate but common disease, you have to 'wipe' it off of your pink cookie or exploding pickle and clap twice at the other person; or whoever you want to get the clap (gonnorhea).
mack: hey, kyle!
kyle: yes?
mack: *clap clap*
kyle: awwww... i just got the clap!
by the masked pineapple March 30, 2005
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The Clap

When you are so far in last place that everyone starts clapping very slowly in unison, speeding up until you are finally finished with the race. By then the clapping sounds normal, but it's not. It's still just a sympathy clap and you have just come in last.
James was so far behind the other swimmers that both teams gave him the clap.
by Qwubyuxx October 15, 2009
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clap

eww you know she nasty she got the clap!
by tballa April 22, 2005
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The clap

"The clap" is when you have finished your anal session and find that your dick is clogged with excrement, then proceed to clap your hands together, dick in the middle in order to expel it.(while still erect)
-bro, you know sarah?
-yhea
-she finally let me knock on the back door,
-nice
-but she gave me a nasty ass case of the claps, i was at that shit all night long.
by TristanTheHuman November 11, 2014
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