An STD in which the vagina is loose from being fucked so much that it just kind of flaps, making a clapping noise.
by Ashleigh Bennett February 16, 2006
an std that you get when someone claps *only* twice at your meat pocket or magic stick. toget rid of this unfortunate but common disease, you have to 'wipe' it off of your pink cookie or exploding pickle and clap twice at the other person; or whoever you want to get the clap (gonnorhea).
by the masked pineapple March 30, 2005
When you are so far in last place that everyone starts clapping very slowly in unison, speeding up until you are finally finished with the race. By then the clapping sounds normal, but it's not. It's still just a sympathy clap and you have just come in last.
by Qwubyuxx October 15, 2009
"The clap" is when you have finished your anal session and find that your dick is clogged with excrement, then proceed to clap your hands together, dick in the middle in order to expel it.(while still erect)
-bro, you know sarah?
-yhea
-she finally let me knock on the back door,
-nice
-but she gave me a nasty ass case of the claps, i was at that shit all night long.
-yhea
-she finally let me knock on the back door,
-nice
-but she gave me a nasty ass case of the claps, i was at that shit all night long.
by TristanTheHuman November 11, 2014