Clash of Clans

a IOS game for PROPER gamers

Clash of Clans is for REAL gamers not PC and CONSOLE crap

by Jecker_ September 20, 2018

claustrabation

derives from the word claustrabate, meaning to pleasure yourself in a confined space. ie; boot of a car, under the kitchen sink, in a suitcase etc etc

dude, i had the most amazing claustrabation session in the airing cupboard last nite

oh my god, i love to claustrabate in my mums womb

by obneb wobblytron June 3, 2009

claustrophobing

When you stand really close to someone.

Meagan! You're claustrophobing me!

by fall out at the disco (: September 28, 2009

Claussen

To take advantage of a dumber person, possibly sexually. The person targeted would be slower and give consent quickly.

Damn dude did you claussen her??
Ha.. dude you should def claussen tf out of that B.. She look like she got an IQ of 45.

by Urstin September 17, 2017

Cinderella Clause

The clause wherein one can arrive late enough as to not need to bullshit an excuse to leave.

I pulled the Cinderella Clause to get out of hanging with that breezy.

by The Good Word. December 9, 2008

Tarda Clause

A Tarda Clause is a person who gives you a fucked up gift that you never wanted in the first place and have no idea what to do with other than stare at it and wonder what the fuck was wrong with the person who gave it to you.

When a bank sends you a free gift of a football tee with a note that says "a good team starts with a good kick off." The bank is a Tarda Clause.

by Gatlianne October 22, 2009

Santa Claus is Coming To Town

The act of inserting a small holiday candy (eg. kid-sized candy cane) into the urethral opening and allowing a partner to suck it out.

What did you and Carol do for Christmas?
She gave me a Santa Claus is Coming To Town. The mint still stings.
Nice bro.

by AlnisPat March 4, 2016