Chuffling

Talking complete bollocks and rambling on when your completely sober.

Zero understanding about the context.

Jeff: "I bought a shed yesterday because i couldn't be bothered with a green house."

Sally: "What on earth do you mean?"

Jeff: "I'm not sure myself but i need something in the garden to put my garden tools in, and maybe the car if i'm lucky. Or even i could make it a games room."

Sally: "Stop chuffling Jeff and drink your tea i made you 3 hours ago!"

by Fat Jock April 6, 2009

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Chuff Chop

The act of karate chopping a female's genitalia.

Only to be used in very familiar situations, usually between people in a relationship. Occurs most commonly in a lesbian relationship or a fight between girls, a cat fight.

It is not a welcomed move in a fight as it invades personal space, however it is the ultimate winning move.

Created in Barnsley, South Yorkshire.

See also: chuff

In a petty fight:

*Girl smacks girlfriend around the head*
Girlfriend: OW! Chuff chop!
*Girlfriend chuff chops girl*

or

Girl 1: "Did you see what happened in the fight between Kimberley and Stacey?"
Girl 2: "Yeah! Kimberley chuff chopped her!"
Girl 3: "Ouch!"

by GingerJangles June 15, 2009

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Chuffinator

Chuffinator- From the root, to chuff. Chuff , to voraciously seek out sexual partners of any orientation for a quick thrill between the sheets. Chuffinator, usually a female, who is supremely successful at chuffing, any time, any place.

" Look Hiram, it's 3 AM . This dive is about to close. The blonde chuffinator is on the prowl, looking for whoever is so snockered they can't see straight or stand anymore. "

by Go with the bro May 19, 2017

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