Jesus Christ bananas

An exclamation when your suprised. Made semi-popular with the Stephen King book/movie Dream Catcher.

Jesus christ bananas, look at those tits.

by "Pad" August 21, 2006

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jesus h. tap-dancing christ

an exclamation used by jake in the blues brothers, better than saying jesus fucking christ

Rev. Cleophus: "Do you seee the light?!"
Jake: "Yes!! Yes!! Jesus H. tap-dancing Christ...I have seen the light!!"

by alobymaxowitz December 1, 2006

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jesus tittyfucking christ

A term of extreme surprise that should be used sparingly, lest its impact lessen.

Did you see that really surprising thing? look over there..

Jesus tittyfucking christ! I wouldn't have seen that had you not pointed it out, thank you kind sir

by Bo bvo bo bo bo bob b November 9, 2007

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Spice Christ

The term used for the unknown spice used on the body of christ (a typically distasteful cracker or piece of bread) when communion is taken at any church.

Pastor: Man these communion crackers are bland...

Deacon: BAM, SPICE CHRIST!

Church Members: mmmm...tastes like salvation.

by candorman August 23, 2010

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Owns the taco stand down the street. He would like people to stop asking him to cure their blindness. Even though his named is spelled the same as Jesus Son of God it pronounced hay-zoos. His middle inital is Hector. His father owns a garage and his mother is a nurse. He has two younger brothers.

jesus h christ make the best tacos, but he still wont cure my blindness

by ifky302 January 3, 2008

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christ

to over exaggerate after basically anything

did you see the ounce that guy had in his pocket .. christ.

by `ashley * holla. April 16, 2006

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Christ crispy treats

rice crispy treats + Jesus! = Christ crispy treats(its that simple people)

A tasty snack that the pope would endorse – if it actually existed. (One can only hope)
Mention of this factitious snack is often used to offend hardcore Christians. It usually backfires on the user however.

Oi! Get your own Christ Crispy treats you friggin heathen!

You could be doing better things right now instead of doing your homework – like eating some Christ crispy treats for example.

by Narutard Worshipper August 28, 2008

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