shrub of chronic

A small nugglet of chronic left in yo bag.

I'm hiding the shrub of chronic I have left.

by Mattacus November 22, 2006

Chronic McFiddleberry

a person who sits in a bath tub naked with no water and tech-decks with mini skateboards and does various grinds and/or slides on his own wing-wang (the dangler, wiener, ballsncock, brad pitt)

"dude, i totally caught james being a chronic mcfiddleberry last night!"

by wanna touch my fag?!! Wiener! June 28, 2008

something chronic

The persistent or reoccurring action of anything.

"Dude, what happened to your nails?"

"I can't help it, I've been chewing on them something chronic"

by Puddscupp April 23, 2017

chronic bachelor

When a male keeps fucking other women but he won't marry them and he has a lot of women in his house

Jerry has salicia, ebony, aaliyah, and bonitta in his house and fucks them all but won't have a real relationship with at least one of them... He is a chronic bachelor

by Nana_kali May 4, 2015

chronic craigslister

Someone that lists the same item for sale on Craigslist over and over and over!

Geez... I get sick of reading the same "chronic craigslister" ads on craigslist. I wish they would quit posting the same ad over and over.

by Lo-rettie W September 9, 2009

Chronic blunt

The life changing blunt, it changes your whole perspective on life and makes all your mental and physical pain go away. It usually contains a mix of some of the finest types of weeds there are, and are rolled into the fattest blunt ever.

"I think I will run for president." Thanks Chronic blunt.

by Anchovie96 April 7, 2011

Chronic Diareah

When you shit so much after eating arbys. It has a saying:

"it burns your ass, arbys tomorrow? no i'll pass"

i ate abrys earlyer today, ive been shittin chronic diareah ever since. even now while i type this definition in.

by joeybnukkas April 9, 2007