chocking

chocking: v. while receiving a hand job, the cock "flakes" due to too much dryness.

we saw my english teacher chocking yesterday, fifth time this week.

by jackiethenotoncrackie April 18, 2006

wackety chackety shmack

really awesome, excellent, something outrageously good.

"dude, that horse has five willies!"
"ohhh, that shit is wackety chackety shmack!"

by burakism producer May 12, 2006

chockin it

In reference to choking on cock. It can be used interchangeably with sucking.

"You were totally chockin it."

by wo0o0w October 27, 2008

chockatrate

1. the act of choking your girlfriend and penetrating her tight snatch from behind whilst giving her the Heimlich Maneuver.

2. The act of killing your pet by sitting on it

last night, whilst dining on steak and chips. i gave Carli an epic chockatrate.

omg, this fat wanker sat on Kevin and chockatrated him!

by buswanka November 21, 2010

chacksfield

Grumpy persona,is always moaning and is defined by right wings as a chav.

Dude:OMG, so bored, think of something to do.
Other Dude:OK, don't do a chacksfield on me.

by Chacksfield Poster December 1, 2013

Chocking

WHEN YOU ARE IN SHOCK BUT ALSO CHOKING AT THE SAME TIME.

"She was chocking on her carrots."

by YKAESTHETI.C February 5, 2020

Chock Full o' Nuts

Shit soon after eating an assload of almonds and taco fiesta night. The hot stinky broiled ass juice in the toilet after the morally reprehensible act of putting there has the same consistency and taste as the popular coffee brand.

Person 1: Hey man I got a hankering for a cup o' chock full o' nuts.

Person 2: I just bought some at the store, but I'll be out of the toilet in 20 minutes after this ghastly mess is exorcised out of me. Just get a ladle.

by snook7 September 14, 2009