chault

The art of the flash flood. When your roommate puts a large amount of water into a garbage can and leans it up onto your door, knocks, and waits for you to open it.

I think I might want to chault my buddy when he's chilling in his room.

by Shawzie43 December 19, 2010

chaste cuckold

1. A monogamous male who remains committed despite being in a sexless relationship with a non-monogamous partner.

2. A masochistic male who reaches an agreement with his significant other to keep his inferior penis celibate so that his s/o can focus exclusively on the superior penis(es) of the lover(s).

3. A submissive male who's required to wear a chastity cage to keep him faithful while his unfaithful spouse stays devoted to satisfying the bull(s).

When my wife's boyfriend suggested she grant him the sole right to just one of her holes, she found the idea so appealing that choosing only one created an impossible dilemma for her. So, she compromised by giving him exclusive access to all three and making me a chaste cuckold.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 11, 2021

Joke-a-caust

When a person (or persons) tell a slough of jokes incorrectly, thus ruining and murdering them for everyone. This person out of a feeling of inadequacy, shame, or stupidity will try to redeem themselves by reciting other jokes. No matter how dry, tasteless or poor they may be.

Andrew: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the egg! No.. That's not how it went?

Tom: Oh, wow.

Andrew: Wait wait, I have more. Knock knock...

Jene: Who's there?

Andrew: Banana!

Jene: Banana who?

Andrew: Banana... What was it? Oh never mind, you'll love this one!

Tom: Oh my god has he been at this all night?

Jene: Yup, total joke-a-caust.

by Shanemaximo March 17, 2010

Chastity

One of the greatest people in your life.

I love you, Fore you are Chastity

by Joe December 7, 2004

Chastity

The name of a gir who ends up being very slutty due to the power of irony and the general fucked-upness of parents who'd name their daughter Chastity.

Chastity Bono - well known for her lesbian porn films, all the porn stars named Chastity

by Admiral Snackbar July 4, 2004

chastise

To cause a mate to be without orgasms, or restricted in arousal. To keep restricted within a chastity device: for women, to prevent penetration; for men, to prevent erection and fondling. See cbt. See also tease.

Marriage for this unusual couple marked the beginning of his frustration: she chastised him for weeks at a time, while consorting and cavorting herself with his best friends and neighbors.

by Slick Willy March 16, 2005

Chastity Belt

The same as a cock block, just for women. This usually occurs among twins or a group of awkward females. A male that can hit on both parties during a chastity belting gains manliness instantly.

Mari(twin): Hey Ethan
Ethan: 'sup Mari
Sarah (twin): Hey Ethan
Ethan: Oh erm, hey guys.
Mari: Wanna hang out tonight?
Sarah: Yeah, hang out with us!
Ethan: Wait, which one....?
Mari: Sarah, don't Chastity Belt me!

by starfurmachete February 14, 2010