clout chasing calpurnia crackheads

a group of crackheads who love calpurnia, but every calpurnia fan hates them

Person: "who is making so much noise at the front of the line?"
Other person: "oh its the clout chasing calpurnia crackheads who were here since 3am"

by drop of dawn & grease is gone November 22, 2018

chasing

In poker, trying continually to hit long shots.

Jose Contreras: That dumbass keeps chasing with his low pocket pairs.
Bruce Lee: He's probably on tilt, don't tell him though... I'm winning a lot of fuckin money.

by benny b from the bronx February 21, 2005

mind-cheating

when you can't stop thinking about someone else, even when your boyfriend/girlfriend makes you entirely happy, inside and out.

Bob reinforced the fact that mind-cheating wasn't as bad as physically-cheating.

by mynamewithnovowels January 29, 2009

Clout Chasing

When someone starts unnecessary drama about a person for no reason what so ever other to gain attention and start beef with or to make a little situation everyone‘s business when it has nothing to do with them

John is Clout Chasing Bryan because of something that happened on social media

by RealDude69 December 5, 2019

chasing the titmouse

trying to get a short, petite woman to be attracted to you (participial phrase)

I haven't had a drink with my friend all night; he's been busy chasing the titmouse.

by Schlomo McSweenie May 18, 2006

Parallel Chatting

The phenomena that occurs when an online chat morphs into two parallel conversations, usually as a result of one person continuing a conversation without realizing that the other person has changed the subject.

Person A: Yeah its funny how beer and weed can make you feel like you're peeing when combined.
Person A: Anyway, what's your favorite flavor of cotton candy?
Person B: Yeah this one time I smoked a spliff and downed a 40, and it felt like Niagara falls down there .
Person B: I'd have to say blue.
Person A: Hahaha! and agreed.
Person B: I like how you resolved our parallel chatting.

by 37coolhandluke37 October 1, 2011

Scrote Coating

The act of rubbing one's testicles over the entire surface area of an object.

Zach: Let's trick-or-treat at Blake's house.
Luke: I wouldn't eat candy from his house, because I saw him scrote coating some chocolate bars yesterday.

by Lubzgroup November 6, 2012