EMO BOY 1- "I'm so upset today."
EMO BOY 2- "Omg just read The Catcher in the Rye. It always makes me feel better. Holden knows the Truth."
EMO BOY 2- "Omg just read The Catcher in the Rye. It always makes me feel better. Holden knows the Truth."
by Tamsinnn August 11, 2008
Some kind of situation or thing that is going to cause immense grief no matter what is done to avoid/mitigate the "bollock-catcher".
You have been out on the razz in town. You are running for the last train home. As you come down the stairs, you drop your keys.
If you go back to pick them up you will miss the last train and will be walking 15 miles home because you have spent all your cash and are too drunk to remember your ATM card number.
If you carry on for the train you will have to break a window to get in, slice your mitt open, and likely be reported to the fuzz by the neighbours (again).
"Christ-on-a-bike that was a bit of a bollock-catcher." you say.
If you go back to pick them up you will miss the last train and will be walking 15 miles home because you have spent all your cash and are too drunk to remember your ATM card number.
If you carry on for the train you will have to break a window to get in, slice your mitt open, and likely be reported to the fuzz by the neighbours (again).
"Christ-on-a-bike that was a bit of a bollock-catcher." you say.
by All-Bar-Bollocks March 03, 2008
by EarlyBirdie July 15, 2011
another term for moron. they breath mainly through their mouths, and can become confused when trying to do more than one thing at a time. this includes talking while breathing.
the guy at the cricket store is such a fly catcher. he ignored me, and when he was listening he didnt get anything right.
by RAWRjosh June 27, 2007
The receptacle on the end of a condom that fills with semen when the wearer of the condom ejaculates.
by MCman April 20, 2005
A girl that all boys can't help but fall for. They also seem to do whatever she wants them to. She can "catch" any butterfly aka boy she sets her heart on.
Girl:Dang that girl is a butterfly catcher
Girl #2: yeah look at them, they're fluttering around her, and doing everything for her.
Girl #2: yeah look at them, they're fluttering around her, and doing everything for her.
by ogbutterflycatcher December 10, 2016
by CorpsBride October 10, 2015