ear carrot

an orange, oblong ear plug resembling a carrot in color and shape.

The concert was incredibly loud, so I stuffed in a couple of ear carrots so I wouldn't lose my hearing.

by olympic1896 August 24, 2018

carrot-cake

(noun)

1. A cake made from carrot gratings and walnuts.
2. The term used to describe a girl who has over excessivley fake tanned (carrot) and is wearing too much make up (cake face).

1."OMG, my mum made the best carrot-cake the other day!"
2."Oh great here comes carrot-cake, i reckon you'd need a shovel to find her face."
3."Did you see Craig making out with carrot-cake over there?"

by Noor , xx March 15, 2008

Baby Carrots

A hi-tech device used to make heterosexual men think homosexual thoughts. Best summed up by Stephen Colbert, who in his book gave baby carrots an 11 out of 10, in how successful they were in trying to turn him gay.

Baby carrots are turning me gay!

by PossumCuber December 7, 2009

chase the carrot

attempting to reach the unreachable, in the old days a carrot was tied to a stick in front of a wagon's mule / stubborn horse to make them step forward and walk ahead . . . they were never able to reach the carrot.

Sometimes it seemed that becoming a track star was chasing the carrot for Bob the paraplegic.

by Razorslap October 29, 2003

flaming carrot

an honour given to one who asks excellent questions, usually in biology

ask questions and you too can be a flaming carrot

by lookatthisgabby April 28, 2010

backyard carrot

Anal sex. When man sticks his "carrot" or penis into the anus or "backyard" of another male or female for sexual pleasure.

Damon wants to experiment and backyard carrot his girlfriend.

by Lillyfrog932 May 17, 2014

A Blue Carrot

Using a penis ring to block circulation in the erect penis. Maintaining the erection for a prolonged period of time. This allows the man to have intercourse without ever losing his erection. Though as a consequence of the ring te penis turns blue.

Oh last night my man gave me the A Blue Carrot! He went on on and on. That's why I'm so tired.

by abluecarrot May 20, 2010