Turd a care

To feign interest; pretend to care even if it is known that you do not care.

You could at least turd a care that today's my last day.

by konsume April 18, 2008

Care Cup

The act of not careing at all.

Michael S. - BRO, I've finally shaved my pubes!

Chany S. - Bro my \_/(care cup) is empty

by chan channx4 October 30, 2011

Nobody cares

A lot like saying everything's gonna be okay, even though 50 people just died and evidently everything's not okay. Another way for a person who has little control of themselves to remain in control of others.

Girl-Nobody cares about what this guy has to say, he's a liar and a racist and what else let me think oh he's an ignorant misogynist idiot shithead. Ill think of more stuff to call him later, once I know what I'm doing and why again.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2019

Palliative Care

Standard care for dying patients that is now so advanced that clients now rate it 12% as humane as Auschwitz.

I dreamed that Dr. Mengele gave me a peaceful injection last night. Then I woke up and found that a pro-life torturer had been assigned to my case. If only I was on death row, I wouldn't have to endure palliative care.

by Kevin Andrews April 11, 2009

Care Bears

Someone raised by the Noids, a cult dedicated to raising children with adult bears. Inspired by the insipid 1980's cartoon, "The Care Bears", the cult thrives on the concept of returning man to nature with kindness and good will towards all. Children are taught to speak, but must learn to either survive or die at the hands of their Bear brethren. Few children survive, but those who do are often pillars in their community, combining their natural sense of survival with an animal like zeal for adventure, food and sex.

Gay Man: Oh, that George W is fabulous! He's such an alfa male

Gay man 2: Of course he is! He's Care Bears, hun.

by Judicus September 30, 2005

respite care

Temporary institutional care of a dependent elderly, ill, or handicapped person, providing relief for their usual caregivers. - Source: Google Dictionary

"Lauren is going to apply for a respite care position."

by efishies15 October 28, 2017

Reverse-caring

When you want to say something (such as a joke) but nobody ends up caring.
It basically means nobody cares/asked.

I just wanted to tell a joke, but everyone was reverse-caring!

by marioisthebest June 8, 2022