Canada's History 

An extremely depraved sex act performed mostly by Canadian's during the intermission of a hockey game. The act itself requires getting a woman on all fours' atop stacked cases of Molson Canadian lager inside an igloo. A hoser then approaches from behind dressed as a Mountie, with a solid erection, a bag of milk and a book of apologies. The guy then pours a third of the milk into the chick's gaping anus. With his penis thrusting into her hungry beaver, he inserts one finger into her milky pooper and proceeds to smear it across her upper lip in a move reminiscent of a Dirty Sanchez. However in Canada this chocolate milk mustache maneuver is known as a "Grossier Benoit". Then after a fairly rapid expulsion of creamy maple butter, the hoser gives a heartfelt apology to his lover for not lasting until the end of the intermission.

Stephan gave a little Canada's History to Sylvie last night. As an apology he took her out for some poutine and maple syrup in the morning.

Canada's History by Blumpster March 11, 2010

Canada's History 

Canada's History is when you get drunk on whiskey and sleep with your(now older) childhood babysitter.

Whoa man....I can't go to high school reunions anymore. It's Canada's History every time I go back to my hometown.

Canada's History by whateverlosangeles February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

The most foul sexual act your mind can possibly conceive.

I'd like to Canada's History the shit out of her

Canada's History by amazingmrx February 4, 2010

Canada's history 

a sex act involving two men, a lesbian midget, three and a half pints of lager, "Love Actually" DVDs, and a time machine

Hey, forget a threesome! How about a Canada's history?

Canada's history by jaf2626 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

When a man sticks his member into a woman's anus, pulls the excrement out with a moose antler (using maple syrup as a lubricant) and pours the mixture out into the Stanley Cup, creating a soup that is immediately imbibed by both parties (before it gets cold like B.C.)

Sherill and I finally took it to the next level. Canada's history was performed all over the Marriott Inn Vancouver

Canada's History by Colbert_Eh? February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

An eight step sexual tango.
1. Hang your clothes on a set of moose antlers.
2. Drink an entire bottle of maple syrup.
3. Find a partner named Stanley.
4. While laying on your back, gentle arouse said moose with your feet. say encouraging things like, "I betcha dat feels good, eh?"
5. Have Stanley tuck the Moose's penis under his armpit while you poke around him and see whats going on in the bird.
6. Puke up your maple syrup and use it as a lubricant to toss the shit out of Stanley's salad.
7. Improvise.
8. You, the moose, and Stanley should all nut in a cup, this cup goes to Stanley who replaces the used up maple syrup.

Uh oh, mom is making pancakes. Do you think she'll know we danced Canada's history while she was out and aboot town?

Canada's History by America...fuckin' right. February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

The kinkiest, most complicated, second-most potentially offensive sex act ever performed. Requires a Stanley Cup.

"You know what I want to try? Canada's History."
"Woah man, I'm calling the cops right now."

Canada's History by Headward February 4, 2010