by itsalexbitch December 15, 2011
Get the crab circlemug. When fucking retards that all look exactly the same in a hard-core band squat down with their legs spread and shift from side to side while playing the bottom string of their bass or guitar. Resembles shitting your pants. Also, thrusting your head forwards and backwards is optional.
Guy One: Why are they all shitting their pants like that?
Guy Two: They aren't, they're just crab swaggering.
Guy Two: They aren't, they're just crab swaggering.
by CysCys March 14, 2010
Get the Crab Swaggeringmug. crab soccer is a game that we used to play back in elementary school during physical education. the class would be split into two teams, each opposing one another from the baselines at either side of the gym. the centre line would be stockpiled with foam rubber balls about 1 foot in diameter, and when the coach blows the whistle you scuttle around in a moving backbend, hands and feet on the floor but body up, parallel to the floor... you look like a crab, hence the name.
by tht! tne May 30, 2005
Get the crab soccermug. Refers to a man who masturbates exclusively and excessively with only one hand giving him an overly muscled forearm and bicep on only one side.
I could tell that fiddler crab was right handed because one arm looked like Mike Tyson and the other like Steve Urkell.
by Beaver Nibbler July 7, 2011
Get the Fiddler Crabmug. by Retardwithaspork July 21, 2007
Get the cyber crabsmug. The act of inserting one's thumb into a females vagina while putting all four fingers into her butt hole. AKA one in the pink, four in the stink.
The catholic girl didn't want her cherry popped, so she had a lot of anal sex, which made giving her the crab claw so much easier.
by crambe June 8, 2010
Get the Crab Clawmug. When one rolls back there eyes and says"tktktktktktk" while clawing each hand like a crab and bending down and walking side to side after performing a successful troll.
by TehTrofler August 25, 2011
Get the Troll Crabmug.