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Cottage soap and titties

The two elements loved by mankind. One is soft, squishy, and pillow like, whereas the other one comes from the mere nooks and crannies of a cottage.
He was looking for cottage soap and titties.
by Robyn Sparkles March 13, 2020
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Cottage cheesing

slang for when you're so stoned your body is moving in slow motion and your brain is lagging.
guy 1: "Holy shit dude i'm cottage cheesing"

guy 2: "Bruh you needa stop smoking so damn much"
by itstylerrr February 2, 2023
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Cottaged

Where did Steve go? Oh, he took a shortcut through Riddlesdown Common. I'm pretty sure he got cottaged.
by Dr Geoff April 19, 2022
mugGet the Cottagedmug.

cottage cheese

When someone ejaculates and excretes at the same time during sexual intercourse.
Bro, she said she couldn't hold it in and she cottage cheesed all over my chest!
by urmeanium August 23, 2021
mugGet the cottage cheesemug.

fairy cottage broheim

An underground criminal organization centered around that presenting themselves as "closeted" and seeking advice from victims. They use their "straight" identities to cover for their crimes or simply to get more money for prostitution if they are unable to find victims by "being straight for pay". They specialize in murder, rape, torture, larceny, police impersonation, and identity theft, and sex trafficking minors and migrants, and interfering with solving crimes or investigations, not to seek help from the LGBT community. Collectively they all appear to have sociopathy (ex: pedophilia, torture, rape, ect), as a part of their main collective ideology and identity. They lurk on extraterrestrial or paranormal forums often for insights on reclusive or abandoned locations to get rid of evidence. This helps obscure the crimes while their "fairy cottages" are a trap house-like network from the East to West.They have often used DNMs and Tor-like browsers, using for hire services across multiple states. Often the police and FBI appear unable to connect crimes because they specialize in DDOS attacks on police reports, and using connections with telecommunications company employees. "Hello we are the police, this is the police speaking" is a common thing to hear instead of the usual script. They sympathize with the Russian agenda in terms of revealing weaknesses in our communities, undermining the police and the emergency contact system, and destroying communities.
"What happened to your friend?"
"Her ,her husband, along with his sister were kidnapped and tortured by the fairy cottage broheim and the damn police just say the group doing the B&E might have been trying to help them out.... by killing their family and pretend to be them even!"
"Dude those people aren't the police, its literally just the fairy cottage broheim. They just 3d print fake badges and patches, slap them on mechanics and EMT uniforms, haven't you heard??"
"Wtf why would I know about this weird ass shit!?"
"......oh da....iunno"
by Justamazedtheygetaway April 19, 2023
mugGet the fairy cottage broheimmug.

Cottage

Where David goes and fucks his sister
Dave is asked to go fishing but he can't cause he is going to the cottage
by Donk912 July 19, 2016
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Cottage

by Dick Handler February 23, 2003
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